Now THIS is a theme I can get behind. Or, in front of. shegirl, I knew you'd eventually cave and post a picture of your tits. I thought your hair would be a lot greyer, though.
I cannot ever remember looking at my asshole. I am afraid. I imagine it looks like a bouffant on a bagel. I used to shave my balls, I'm sure there was a very clear Maginot line an inch behind my beanbag. It probably looked weird. Im gonna ask the wife what it looks like tonight. I do wear hats. That is all.
So? My daughter is half Indian(dot) and half mutt. She has my white skin and the hair of and Indian. She is only two and I am already like poor poor girl. Since she has my skin colour she is a great candidate for laser.
Also you have irrefutable attractions to hot deli meats and smoking while taking a dump. Sorry, but it's hard-wired into the Italian DNA.
Welp turns out I don't have C diff. (Yay!) Just a horrible coincidence involving a sketchy grilled chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A. (I love you, sweet CFA. I'll be back soon, I promise. As soon as this memory has faded a bit.) I picked up wine and pizza on the way home. Cause husband's out of town for the weekend and I'm not afraid to eat or drink anymore! Time to binge watch "Orange is the New Black" and make drunk online purchases! WOOT! Also, what is it with, "OMG are you pregnant?" If there's anything remotely different going on? I sneeze. "Are you knocked up?" I just went to the doctor's office. "Are you pregnant?" I have explosive diarrhea while ON MY PERIOD. "Is there any possibility that you're pregnant?" People are lazy. And/or unimaginative.
I don't think he's ever had to worry about that. I'm also insanely interested to see how much incredible incredibly tip-toeing happens in the WST. I imagine no one will want to be seen as insensitive or ignorant so they'll go to incredible lengths to ensure their sentences indicate their intellect and how enlightened they are. Should be fun to watch that car wreck. And in other news its good to see the WDT is back to being what it should, random, fun, and full of nudity.