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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    Re: The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010!

    Indeed.
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    #41 ghettoastronaut, Dec 1, 2010
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    In that pic she looks broken enough to actually have sex with Sack.
     
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    Not enough track marks.
     
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    Am I the only person that thinks Olivia Wilde would be a lot hotter if she ate something?
     
    #44 katokoch, Dec 1, 2010
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    Maybe. Is it gonna stop any of us? No.
     

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    I've got something for her to eat right here! HEYOOOOO!!! RIGHT??



    Brb, I have to go masturbate and reflect on how alone I am.
     
    #46 JoeCanada, Dec 1, 2010
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    No complaints here.
     
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    Gin and tonic is god's best friend. Fuck the haters.
     
    #48 Backroom, Dec 1, 2010
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    I'm late to the party. I hope I get to flirt with Pimptress and make fun of Kratos again this year. Fishing lures, anyone?

    Hmm...what should the theme be...hmm....

    I'm digging candy canes at the moment. We'll go for that now, but I reserve the right to start posting various other porn, so long as it's hot. And sorry, Natty, no pictures of anyone in my family to share. Hopefully this will suffice:

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    A-HAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding. He's cute, but who could take those boxers seriously.

    To make up for it:
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    Gin and rocks is better. Tonic gives you hangovers, and dilutes the gin, which is what you should be really after.

    Add a VERY small squeeze of lime in there, to further bring out the flavors, and you're golden.

    Right now I'm drinking Shiner Bock's seasonal "Holiday Cheer." I just finished my final undergrad class and this next two or twenty beers is my treat to myself.
     
    #50 Samr, Dec 1, 2010
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    Hendricks with a little lime juice and muddled cucumber. Add rocks and Hendricks.

    Salivating now
     
    #51 konatown, Dec 1, 2010
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    In honor of my man crush Tom Brady and the Pats... no candy canes needed.
     

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    I finished my first semester of field observation today. No longer will I have to sit in a plastic chair for three hours and mindlessly watch 7th graders learning. I celebrated by getting high from noon until about an hour ago. It was the first time in my graduate career I went to class stoned.

    Also, does anyone know of that cereal with miniature frosted chex? There were also ones with chocolate inside or something?

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    Do they still make these, because I didn't see them in the grocery store today. I was really pissed and almost shed a tear in the cereal aisle.
     
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    Great Divide Hibernation Ale and a little bottle of Jack Daniels. Last night in my place before I move to England on Friday. Fucking excited as shit. Month or so off from work. Praise the baby Jesus.

    Also? This is now a dat ass thread.
     

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    Great part of this time of year.

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    Stop any of us from what? Reflecting on how she wouldn't touch any of our dicks? Not even if she used Courtney Love's hands if they were amputated and duct taped to a 10-foot pole.
     
    #56 Misanthropic, Dec 1, 2010
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    I was hoping to check that off my life accomplishment list in the near future.
     
    #57 Reifer, Dec 1, 2010
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    Even though my Jewish roommate shot down the idea of a Christmas tree because she "doesn't celebrate that holiday," she decked out our dining room in Hannukah decorations and has six friends over. There will be a Christmas tree tomorrow. But tonight, rum.
     
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    Shit son, nobody here could even fuck Betty White or Flo from the Progressive commercials, let alone Olivia Wilde.

    In the meantime, I am sick as a dog and I have a Medical Microbiology exam on Fever of Unknown Origin tomorrow. I need some really spicy chili and some Crown or Chivas.
     
    #59 $100T2, Dec 1, 2010
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    Not if she wants the antidote.

    Women respect you more if you act like a Bond villain. It's all about resourcefulness and the white cat. First you get the lazy eye, then you get the plan, then you get the henchmen, then you get the weemin.

    Childish side note: Hot chocolate is fucking good. I haven't had this stuff since I was 10 or 11. Batch this weekend gets whiskey in it. Everything I dug as a kid is making a comeback. Rice Krispie treats, sweaters, hot chocolate. Except Transformers. That shit's ruined forever.
     
    #60 CharlesJohnson, Dec 1, 2010
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