Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 108 of 253
  1. CarbonCopy

    CarbonCopy
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2010
    Messages:
    247
    By 'these people' do you mean you and your friends? You can admit it. We're all friends here. Super judgmental alcoholic friends.
     
    #2141 CarbonCopy, Dec 19, 2010
  2. uzisuicide

    uzisuicide
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    287
    My favorite Christmas song:
     
    #2142 uzisuicide, Dec 19, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  3. xrayvision

    xrayvision
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    517
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    6,329
    Location:
    Hyewston
    I personally recommend a modified pump shotgun for home protection. Pistols are nice as well as rifles. But you have to be really damn accurate and in the heat of the moment, proper aiming isn't always practical.

    A lot of times, just the sound of a pumping shotgun is enough to get people to run or shit their pants or both. And if it comes to it, you don't have to be perfectly on your target...just kinda close. Also, with the buckshot in a shotgun shell, it generally doesn't go beyond the general vicinity of your target so people close by aren't in such immediate danger. My 2 cents.
     
    #2143 xrayvision, Dec 19, 2010
  4. CarbonCopy

    CarbonCopy
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2010
    Messages:
    247
    A Remington 870 12 gauge with buckshot gets shit done.
     
    #2144 CarbonCopy, Dec 19, 2010
  5. ghettoastronaut

    ghettoastronaut
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    70
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    4,917
    Enjoying a half litre of my fine hand-imported German beer. It's held up fairly well over the last 8 months but I think it's starting to get on its last legs. Only three bottles left, and I should enjoy it soon before it goes bad. I will miss you, mein liebchen*.

    *Calling kuhjager to the white, blue-eyed courtesy phone to correct my grammar.
     
    #2145 ghettoastronaut, Dec 19, 2010
  6. dewercs

    dewercs
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    170
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,262
    Location:
    phoenix, arizona
    Get the handgun, any pussy can shoot someone with a shotgun or a rifle.
    Aim for center of mass and pull the trigger till it quits going "bang", also purchase bleach to kill all of the blood borne pathogens.
     
    #2146 dewercs, Dec 19, 2010
  7. xrayvision

    xrayvision
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    517
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    6,329
    Location:
    Hyewston
    I got ya home protection right here...**grabs crotch**
    gun porn
     

    Attached Files:

    #2147 xrayvision, Dec 19, 2010
  8. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    956
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    22,793
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    Look, I loved Cops and Robbers or Cowboys and Indians or whatever you wanted to call it. When I was six. That shit is exactly the same thing, only being played by grown adults that have never had a sexual encounter where money didn't change hands.

    New rule for the holidays: once alcohol is consumed, all friends and family must be greeted in this matter:
     
    #2148 Crown Royal, Dec 19, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  9. Dcc001

    Dcc001
    Expand Collapse
    New Bitch On Top

    Reputation:
    434
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,736
    Location:
    Sarnia, Ontario
    I'll never understand the need for a gun.

    You could always get a dog. They're a great deterrent, they lick your face, they're always happy to see you and odds of them accidentally tearing your head off are remote.
     
    #2149 Dcc001, Dec 19, 2010
  10. hoju

    hoju
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    383
    Location:
    InSee
    And black people are terrified of them. I'm going to assume methheads are too.
     
    #2150 hoju, Dec 19, 2010
  11. CarbonCopy

    CarbonCopy
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2010
    Messages:
    247
    Also the gun is a one time up front price. And it is affordable. Plus you can get a permit to have it in your pants in public.
     
    #2151 CarbonCopy, Dec 19, 2010
  12. Dcc001

    Dcc001
    Expand Collapse
    New Bitch On Top

    Reputation:
    434
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,736
    Location:
    Sarnia, Ontario
    No, you'd have another son. Dogs rule - guns are dangerous. And not much of a deterrent. If you're using it, that means someone has already broken in. A dog would go apeshit the second someone started creeping around the outside hall.
     
    #2152 Dcc001, Dec 19, 2010
  13. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    956
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    22,793
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    And, if you need some money you can use a gun to get some. Make sure to hold it sideways so you look supercool!
     
    #2153 Crown Royal, Dec 19, 2010
  14. Dcc001

    Dcc001
    Expand Collapse
    New Bitch On Top

    Reputation:
    434
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,736
    Location:
    Sarnia, Ontario
    Yes, but no gun is also sweet and loving. A rottweiler likes some people. A handgun? Probably not so much.
     
    #2154 Dcc001, Dec 19, 2010
  15. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    956
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    22,793
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    Or, a dog WITH guns attached to it! One that is trained to fire whenever it hears children's laughter.

     
    #2155 Crown Royal, Dec 19, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  16. ghettoastronaut

    ghettoastronaut
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    70
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    4,917
    It's not accidental, it's negligent. It might seem like a minor distinction, but it's an important one to make. Thou shalt clear thy fucking weapon whenever picking it up.

    In unrelated news, if I a) lived within appropriate distance of a shooting club, and b) had the time to go through the ridiculous inconvenience of the Canadian firearms licensery (at least where I live, there's very few people that are qualified to test people), I'd totally buy me a Remington 700 in .308. Oh, and an FN FAL (though I'm not sure if it's legal anymore here). Right hand of the free world and nearly a universal Commonwealth service rifle? Yes please.
     
    #2156 ghettoastronaut, Dec 19, 2010
  17. CarbonCopy

    CarbonCopy
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2010
    Messages:
    247

    U.S.A. baby. I can buy a firearm from a private party with NO paperwork and it is completely legal. My boss will even let me carry my .45 to the office.
     
    #2157 CarbonCopy, Dec 19, 2010
  18. uzisuicide

    uzisuicide
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    287
    I get a warm, fuzzy feeling when I send flaming lead down the firing range and it makes holes in targets. Does that count?
     
    #2158 uzisuicide, Dec 19, 2010
  19. Stimpson J Cat

    Stimpson J Cat
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    152
    It's just so hard to avoid being judged for having an erection at the shooting range. It's a perfectly normal, natural reaction, people!
     
    #2159 Stimpson J Cat, Dec 19, 2010
  20. Sleeves

    Sleeves
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    May 22, 2010
    Messages:
    138
    It's even harder when you get one at the animal shelter.
     
    #2160 Sleeves, Dec 19, 2010
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 108 of 253
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.