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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    Its that time of year again, people. We all remember the epicness and flatout insanity that was last year's Christmas Drunk Thread, and how we all thought it would be impossible to top.

    Well, I say eff that.

    Starting today, I throw down the gauntlet and issue the challenge to every one of you. I say we can top last year, and that we can do it with vigor. I'm giving yall the entire month to prove me right, so don't let me down.

    And I'll put my money where my mouth is- the last Christmas Drunk Thread made 107 friggin' pages. If we can make it to 108 pages, I'll mail a surprise to the first poster of that page. I will not say what that surprise is, nor will I say if it is a small prize nor a large prize. Yall can debate as much as yall want as to what it might be in the pages that follow, but you won't get any clues or ideas from me until a winner has been declared. If you win, I'll approach you via PM to get your name and mailing address, and I'll get your prize out to you as soon as I can. I honestly won't be able to send it until after the New Year, due to my recent injuries, but I promise I'll do my best to get it to you in a timely manner. One thing though- I'm not made of money, so I can't promise to ship internationally. You dirty foreigners are fortunate enough that we in the states will give yall the time of day, so that's all the prize yall get (though, I haven't ruled out Canada yet, because I haven't seen the shipping rates for there yet. Give me time- I'm an invalid right now).

    So, with all of that being said, have at it. THUNDERING ASSHOLES, AWAY!
     
  2. Kubla Kahn

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    Re: The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010!

    First! Ow wait damn it's 107 pages away. Just give your fucking free boat to DrFryLock he'll obviously win with his loserness.
     
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    Re: The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010!

    There are seven days left until my last exam ever. Ten days until graduation trip to a resort in Mexico with seven days worth of an open bar. Oh yes.
     
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    Re: The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010!

    The mother in law is coming to town next week for a long weekend. Then she'll leave and then come back for Christmas for a week. The only good thing about that is that we won't have to drive to fucking Florida for Christmas.
     
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    Re: The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010!

    So next year you'll start this thread around the fourth of July?

    I'm only interested in your x-rays if you'll autograph them.
     
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    Re: The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010!

    Finished my last final last night, which makes me officially done with my paralegal program! Now I just wait until I get my certificate in the mail. What a nice gift.

    I really can't wait until I the week after Christmas when I have a whole week off from this horrible office. I just heard how one of the fatties had to explain to her husband the difference between white and brown sugar. I need a serious break from these middle-aged miserable women before I start throwing staplers.

    During my week off, I plan on trying Whipped Lightning before it gets banned like its predecessor, Four Loko. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
     
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    Re: The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010!

    WELCOME TO THE 2nd GREATEST THREAD ON EARTH!!!

    Cant beat last year's, but we'll see where this one goes.
    And what a great day to start this, I finish the first part of flight school today!!!
     
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    Well this is nice, glad I started last night. Shitty day + beer = better.

    On a bright side, looks like the brother may be able to bring the kids and come for christmas, thats a point in the "this should get fun column."

    That and finding some extra games for the new years play money casino night.
     
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    Re: The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010!

    As long as we can get Pimptress and toytoy to talk about masturbating with dead raccoons or whatever the hell they were talking about last year, I'll be happy.
     
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    Re: The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010!

    Well, let's get this off to a good start:

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    Re: The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010!

    14 days until I am done with college forever.
     
  12. Juice

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    Re: The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010!

    Heres a stripper to celebrate

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    Re: The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010!

    Tom may I be the first to say, I hate your new avatar.

    What's with all the movey things being posted. I'm dizzy now.
     
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    Re: The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010!

    Who's in the what now?
     
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    Re: The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010!

    It wouldn't be the Christmas Drunk thread without a little theme music.

     
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    Re: The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010!

    You hush Frank, I don't like your movey avatar either. Yes, mine moves some too but, at least mines red hot and she's winking.
     
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    Re: The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010!

    I really fucking hate this Wikileaks guy.
     
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    Re: The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010!

    Apparently it's hanukkah so I thought this would be fitting.

     
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    Re: The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010!

    I'm pretty sure that alcoholic whipped cream (at 20 percent abv) sounds like the most disasterous thing ever.

    We're doing an xmas party, and if I can find some I will most certainly take a bottle and do a play-by-play of the effects on here.
     
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    Re: The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010!

    So you're telling me I can get drunk and to whip-its at the same time.
     
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