Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

The 2017 Superbowl WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 1, 2017.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Puffman

    Puffman
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    147
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,461
    Location:
    Central California
    Dress very revealing and be sure to make out with the son. Give us something to talk about.
     
  2. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,222
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    10,975
    Hangon, is he married? Or his parents divorced and one of them remarried.
     
  3. Puffman

    Puffman
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    147
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,461
    Location:
    Central California
    Pictures or it doesn't happen.
     
  4. Cmr88

    Cmr88
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    84
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2016
    Messages:
    162
    He is divorced TWICE and is only 29! My boss is on wife number three. Like I said, train wreck.
    Do I have to make out with him in public? A lot of politicians and high rollers are going to be there.
     
  5. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    951
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    22,740
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    Are cash bars that rare of a thing? I think I've been to 125 weddings now and it's about 50/50 chance I'd say.

    One thing I do know: parties are far more fun when it's open bar. The guests are happier.

    ...Not only are you getting WASPs drunk enough to do dancing involving lots of arm movements, you're also taking away their stress of having to spend $6 a drink and having to resort to ducking into their cars or burying icy beers in the leaves out back.
     
  6. Cmr88

    Cmr88
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    84
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2016
    Messages:
    162
    Pictures of what?
    Make more money doing a cash bar. Price per ticket doesn't cover all the alcohol that is going to be consumed. If this thing is open bar it IS going to be a shit show.
     
  7. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,222
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    10,975
    [​IMG]
     
  8. Cmr88

    Cmr88
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    84
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2016
    Messages:
    162
    You all are a bunch of jackals. Drunk selfies, sleezy dress pictures, make out with the son, Toytoy wants me to hit on his mother (not doing), any other requests? Do I get bonus points if he takes selfies with me?
     
  9. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,222
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    10,975
    Yes. So many of those. But you both must be visibly drunk, that is the only acceptable form of that I want to see here.
     
  10. Cmr88

    Cmr88
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    84
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2016
    Messages:
    162
    I have to be sober enough to make a 20 minute drive home. I ain't staying the night with him. That would be past train wreck into tsunami.
     
  11. Frebis

    Frebis
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    339
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    2,503
    I don't think I've ever been to a wedding with a cash bar. I've been to plenty with booze I don't like. I'll drink water instead of bottom shelf booze or bud light.

    I went to a dry wedding once. It was awesome because we left after the ceremony.
     
  12. Frebis

    Frebis
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    339
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    2,503
    Do you know about the Uber's and taxis?
     
  13. Puffman

    Puffman
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    147
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,461
    Location:
    Central California
    No need to drive. Uber. Drink up.
     
  14. Cmr88

    Cmr88
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    84
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2016
    Messages:
    162
    Uber has not made it to my area of the state. There is only one taxi service, and you couldn't pay me to use it. I live in truck country.
     
  15. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    951
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    22,740
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    I'm always a fan of the drunk girl move when they just curl up and go to sleep in a random or terrible place. Like lying on a table and pulling a loaded tablecloth over you. Maybe right in an ashphalt parking a lot as visible river of piss forms from underneath her.

    Then again, there's nothing like a classic "guy move":
     
  16. Frebis

    Frebis
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    339
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    2,503
    Save your money and stay home, so you can move somewhere worth living.
     
  17. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,222
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    10,975
    BOOM ROASTED
     
  18. Cmr88

    Cmr88
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    84
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2016
    Messages:
    162
    If I lived in a city I would go insane. I love my horses, and the fact that my closest neighbor is a half a mile away. However, I would also like pizza to be able to be delivered to my house.
     
  19. Puffman

    Puffman
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    147
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,461
    Location:
    Central California
    Work it right and maybe the son might visit with a pizza later.
     
  20. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,222
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    10,975
    See? Delivery!
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.