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The 2017 St Patrick's Day Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 16, 2017.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I'm taking my daughter to a roller-derby this weekend. Anybody ever been? I have not. I think the idea of drinking a couple beers while watching lesbians hammer each other sounds fun.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    We have roller derby?
     
    #243 Nettdata, Mar 22, 2017
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    Better than "yeasty".
     
    #244 Nettdata, Mar 22, 2017
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    At the fairgrounds, Canada or Progress building. They only have it about 6 to 8 times a year, but it's licensed. And not expensive.
     
    #245 Crown Royal, Mar 22, 2017
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    I want to marry this woman just for the satisfaction and amusement of breaking up with her:

     
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    I just gagged a little
     
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    What do you mean by hammer each other? You mean like the slam while scissoring?
     
    #248 toddamus, Mar 22, 2017
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    And this, kids, is how sourdough bread is made!
     
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    Yeast changed the world,.... and many vaginas.
     
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    #252 toddamus, Mar 22, 2017
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    He really brought it on himself for being a boat person.
     
    #253 Kubla Kahn, Mar 23, 2017
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    Love how The Band Perry's "Done" is playing in the background. If you know the lyrics, that's the exact perfect song for the circumstances.
     
    #254 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 23, 2017
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    A nice friendly youtube video for you guys to crank up while you're at work

     
    #255 toddamus, Mar 23, 2017
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    Am I the only one whose first thought after watching that was "Whatever shit-for-brains, you married her."...that can't be just me, right?
     
    #256 dieformetal, Mar 23, 2017
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    Nope, my thoughts exactly.

    Either he married her like that or let her behaviour devolve into that... regardless, sucks to be him.
     
    #257 Nettdata, Mar 23, 2017
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    Was it on the radio? I wasn't paying enough attention to know, but the fact that he turned the camera on himself at the end to talk about showing that video makes me think he did that on purpose.

    There were lots of questions . . . like, where the fuck are you getting your tires rotated that you don't have enough time to also go out in the boat? Because, if it takes that shop all day, wives isn't the only thing that dude needs to change. And, why did she ride with him to get the tires rotated? How far do they have to drive to get tires rotated that she can't wait for smokes? Apparently, you're going to be there all damn day. Wait for them to get it up on the rack and just walk next door and buy a pack. Why didn't she just volunteer to take his vehicle for rotation while he's prepping the boat or whatever? Holy hell, both those people are idiots.
     
    #258 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 23, 2017
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    "Hey everyone, look how annoying my wife is!"

    Ummm... you married her dumbass.
     
    #259 Kampf Trinker, Mar 23, 2017
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    Had lunch with a Coworker today. She ordered the ahi tuna salad. She took one bite and looked like she was going to die. Apparently that one bite contained the entire dallop of wasabi which is, as most know, meant to dip a lil bit on the corner of the tuna. Talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and trying something new. I should have known when after the server set our plates down, she asked " Is that fish done? Is it supposed to look red and raw like that?" Yes, yes it is.
     
    #260 shegirl, Mar 23, 2017
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