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The 2017 St Patrick's Day Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 16, 2017.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    All you snobs poo-pooing cottage cheese in lasagna need to remember two things: most REAL Italians are using béchamel sauce and not ricotta OR cottage cheese; during WWII, cottage cheese was a lot more available than ricotta, and that probably led to its more common use.
     
    #221 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 22, 2017
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    Fascism was more available too in Italy, that doesnt make it okay.
     
    #222 Juice, Mar 22, 2017
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    My wife says, "Just turn the lights out"
     
    #223 iczorro, Mar 22, 2017
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    Oh, I see, now we're hating on fascism. First, you marginalize the Nazis and their sexual preferences, and now this. Gawd, you people.
     
    #224 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 22, 2017
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    I'm confused, are vaginas not supposed to be described as "briny"?
     
    #225 audreymonroe, Mar 22, 2017
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    Ohhhh, now I see why they call it "pickling".
     
    #226 jdoogie, Mar 22, 2017
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    Yeah, isn't there a Jewish folk song all about briny vagina?

    Wait, that's Hava Nagila. Carry on...
     
    #227 NatCH, Mar 22, 2017
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    After, yes, before, not so much.
     
    #228 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 22, 2017
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    Great, now ima be singing, "briny, briny vagina!" all day.
     
    #229 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 22, 2017
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    Have your thoughts change on abneretta making you that turkey sandwich?
     
    #230 toddamus, Mar 22, 2017
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    I like mine drizzled over ice cream, like marshmallow topping.
     
    #231 shegirl, Mar 22, 2017
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    Just so we're all clear, you're still talking about semen, right?
     
    #232 jdoogie, Mar 22, 2017
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    Good to know I'm not the only person who thought she girl said she likes semen drizzled on top of ice cream.
     
    #233 toddamus, Mar 22, 2017
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    When the TiB ultimate meetup happens, remind me to eat before hand. Turkey sandwiches with semen, lasagna without cottage cheese, and vag infused ice cream.

    OM NOM NOM. Gak.
     
    #234 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 22, 2017
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    Well yes. Cottage cheese or ricotta would just be gross. Duh.
     
    #235 shegirl, Mar 22, 2017
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    I mean, I thought it was pretty clear she was still talking about Audrey's vag. How she always has Audrey's vag available is a question to be answered by scholars and philosophers.
     
    #236 bebop007, Mar 22, 2017
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    If you've learned nothing from TiB, you should know that Audrey's vag is RTT.
     
    #237 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 22, 2017
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    I thought an omnipresent vag was just called a flesh-light?
     
    #238 jdoogie, Mar 22, 2017
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    I think Audrey educated us recently on how fleshlights are horrible sex toys and a man should really get his moneys worth and buy something more sophisticated
     
    #239 toddamus, Mar 22, 2017
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    At first read I read that as "his monkeys". That's a whole different ball game.
     
    #240 shegirl, Mar 22, 2017
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