Yeah but that was like, nine nuclear entry vehicles burning at once. That's like, a super-duper rocket. He got there in a day, tops. Then landed gently at several thousand miles an hour in a perfect vacuum.
So if you are into water sports and Miley Cyrus, there is a new batch of fappening photos out. Lots of brit celebs.
I stumbled across some. Trust me....no, just no. Unless you've always wanted to see Miley Cyrus take a shit while chugging a beer, then it's probably right up your alley.
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Nope. If there weren't enough reasons already but she's not a Brit. I forgot who it is - iczorro maybe? - but somebody at TiB has a thing for Miley.
So I decide to invest a very small amount in cryptocurrency. Not because cryptocurrency isn't bullshit (it is) but because it's fueled by stupidity and greed, and I'm bullish on both. So I go to CoinBase, which is apparently the total loser's way of signing up for this, because they're all official and shit and actually try to act like a regulated financial institution, and every other mechanism for buying cryptocurrency is basically uses the same mechanisms you'd use to send money to Microsoft Tech Support scammers or Nigerian Princes. I create a separate savings account for this, so when they are inevitably hacked my exposure will be very limited. Then I go to sign up and it wants the password to all my banking stuff. Ummm....no. So you can do that shit where it deposits two little deposits in your account. OK, let's do that. 5 days later, no deposits. Get an email on Day 4 saying "your deposits should be in now, yay!" OK, so I remove the payment method and reactivate. Hour later, deposits! Yay! Oh, wait, no...those are the deposits from the FIRST day, finally showing up. Wait another week, and the 2nd deposits show up. Great! I can now buy cryptocurrency. Log in, "oh, please verify your identity. You can eiether upload pictures of your ID or take them with a webcam." OK, I'll upload them. "Can't verify your identity, you don't have a webcam." What the fuck? Plug in the world's shittiest webcam. Take pics of the ID with the webcam. After that, it wants to take a selfie with my webcam. Fuck, fine. "Your webcam is too shitty for your ID, we can't verify your identity." OK, so I upload the pictures of my ID that are good, and then it lets me continue because apparently (which it doesn't tell you) the webcam is required because you need to take a selfie with it regardless of how your ID is uploaded. After 3 minutes, I am now registered and I can buy cryptocurrency. OR NOT, because now I have to wait ANOTHER week to transfer money INTO my account, at which point I'm sure it will want a DNA sample and a scrotum-print taken by some off-duty taxi driver at my local convenience store/notary.
Apparently this adorable child from a Seth Rogen movie that I refuse to believe came out more than three years ago is old enough to have legal nudes on the internet: Spoiler Toytoy, is that what getting old feels like?
That was my first thought. Isn't there quite a lot of pop in those when they get set off? From the looks of it, if you're going to prank someone doing that, make sure they're fat, the fatter the better the safer it is.
Didnt know what you meant at first. *Checks the pictures.* Yep, thats about right. What is it about her that is so unappealing? She does absolutely nothing for me. I cant tell if its the fact that she has zero sex appeal, tries way to hard to be edgy, or what, but she just comes off as completely androgynous to me.
Why is she so unappealing? She has the shape and face of a prepubescent boy. I agree she has no sex appeal. She is also a horrible horrible skank. Shes like the newer, worse version of Paris Hilton.
All of those things. She's doing the exact same bullshit Madonna did 25 years ago, only without tits. It's not just the trying hard, it's the constant Deja Vu that everything she does has been done before, done better, and to greater effect. It won't be long before the only thing Cyrus has left to do is anal. And even then I won't care.
There are professionals who are better at it, and who while watching won't make you feel like you raided Gary Glitter's video stash.
I kind of like the fact that although I know the people like Cyrus/Gaga/all the Kardashians exist, I couldn't pick any of them out of a lineup. I see no reason to spoil that by looking at some ghastly shitting photos.
I didn't see any shit pictures. But I mean the piss photo make me wonder if this is a thing with young people or girls or something? I drink to black out quite frequently and have no desire to photograph myself or friends pissing in public. What's going on?
Lucky you. She was literally shitting in the woods. Classy stuff. It actually made the pissing photos look tastefully done.