I think I might be the only one that liked volume 1 better than 2 volume . I get if people didn't dig it though, he threw out all subtlety and went full bore crazy with this movie.
Happy actual Thanksgiving. Hopefully everyone gets pleasantly drunk who wants to and is able to tolerate their family. I am waiting till noon to have my first beer because thats an unwritten rule in my house. To everyone in Canada, happy thursday?
If I knew a person who was buying one of those I'd take their shoe laces and any firearms they have access to.
The Las Vegas Golden Knights. So you named an NHL team after Tim Allen lame nickname in Wild Hogs. Rad. Meanwhile in Quebec City people are still trying to figure out what the fucking problem is. In other news, there may be a HUGE scandal brewing:
Seen Spaceballs & Men in Tights, no idea what the others are. Guess I'll put those on the weekend watch list.
Sir, are you implying that there perhaps might be dark undertones to the Nazi regime??? I'll need you to state your evidence!
I've got a 32 oz mimosa, my knitting, and my kindle in my survival kit. The good news is that Spike is having a Jurassic Park marathon so I may survive this family dinner after all. Will report back after I've eaten my weight in mashed potatoes.
Maybe I can sneak a beer, its like I'm in high school again, but beer will make me calm, me calm makes everyone happier, I think for the good of everyone else in the house I should have a beer
Time out. "Wagons East" is a shitty spoof known only because John Candy died while filming it. She probably meant "Blazing Saddles" which is one of the most magnificent and blissfully non-PC films ever made. The Mel Brooks must-sees are: The Producers Blazing Saddles Young Frankenstein Spaceballs Absolutely timeless and hilarious spoofs.
Somebody's going to get fired over this. FUCK imagine being descendants of Nazis right now, this is no doubt humiliating their legacy.
Alright, lets break this down. According to the 5 seconds of googling I did, a mimosa is ideally 1 part orange juice to 1 part champagne. Now, a standard bottle of champagne (in reality the mimosa in question is probably made from sparkling wine, since this is the idiotboard, and there ain't no fancy pretenses here) is 750mL, or 25 fluid ounces. Now, once a bottle of "champagne" is opened loses carbonation, so it must be consumed in entirety, meaning this bottle couldn't have found its way back into the fridge last night, or back into the fridge this morning after opening. So assuming 1 ounce lost after opening the bottle (because I assume everyone is as bad as popping the cork as I am), this leaves 24 ounces of unconsumed bubbly. By this math, what your post really means is that you have a bottle of bubbly with a few ounces of OJ poured into it, transferred into a 2L diet coke bottle, meaning you can get pretty toasted. This is the kind of math I can get behind.
Have I really not posted? Weird. I'll blame it on being in NY and Europe for work in the time after it. But it was glorious. And took a LONG time to sink in. Happy Thanksgiving you fools
There's no math involved except that my cup is apparently only 24 ounces. I did drink a normal sized one before I left the house though so that probably makes up the difference. I'm still not sure what I'm going to sneak to my in-laws this evening. They're teetotalers so I should probably be responsible and just get good and buzzed before I go, rather than bringing something along.
We made the "mistake" of adding a bottle of vodka to a large batch of mimosas once. Called them screwmosas. We all blacked out.