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The 2015 NFL Preseason Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by shegirl, Jul 1, 2015.

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  1. shegirl

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    It's getting close. Thank god. I am SO tired of golf and nascar.
     
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    Not yet. We are still basking in the glow of watching the greatest NBA team in 40 years win the World Championship. Besides, after Kaepernick leads the SF 49ers to the 2016 NFL championship, I will really be obnoxious.
     
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    He's got to stay out of pussy and the sauce in order get even close to doing that.
     
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    I am stoked for "Hard Knocks". JJ Watt and the Who-ston Eh-xans.....that's going to be fun.
     
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    I must say I've drank a lot of the purple koolaid and am very excited for this year. What do you say shegirl, a couple friendly NFC north wagers for the games this year?
     
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    For all you TiB Fantasy Football fans, I'll be starting that thread in a couple of weeks. I have some cool things planned for this season!

    This might also be the year I can start rooting for the Dolphins again. I haven't been able to care about them since Marino limped off the field in that 62-7 "game".
     
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    Who wants to bet that Kaepernick retires 6 weeks into the season?
     
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    Sure, I will take that bet. Name the stakes
     
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    You and I both know that it isn't happening, but considering how the Niners offseason has gone, would anybody really be surprised?
     
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    Kaep doesn't have his father's million dollar company to go work for, so he's most likely staying put. Can we talk about Wilson's bullshit born again schtick? Also doing this shit while dating one of the hottest black women on the planet who can move like no other? Seriously? Now there is a story that he's blaming Tom Brady for his first fight with Ciara. This was AFTER he said god explained to him why his Super Bowl pass was intercepted. What the fuck? THIS WAS AFTER God told him to date Ciara and lead her back to god, so now they are doing it Jesus's way? Holy shit.

    Well, I do believe Belichick talked to Wilson about his interception, but that other shit is nonsense.
     
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    I just pulled the schedule for this year and the list of HoF inductees.
    Jerome Bettis, Junior Seau, Charles Haley, Tim Brown, Will Shields, Bill Polian, Ron Wolf, Mick Tinglehoff are all headed to the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Those eight will be officially inducted on Aug. 9 in Canton.Jan 31, 2015.
    I always end up crying at more than one point in this thing. Every single year.

    *sniff* Smell that? It's the smell of football and it's close.
     
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    #FreeTomBrady
     
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    Suspension upheld. I cannot believe it. I'm guessing the kicker was him saying he could not turn over cell phone records because he had destroyed his phone.
     
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    The suspension was upheld because he wouldn't kneel and kiss Goodell's ring and then let him fuck him in the ass. Turn over his cell phone? Fuck them, if I was a high profile person like Brady I wouldn't either. I would give it to a private investigator or something. Jesus Christ, Brady would have been better off if he smacked Gisele around a little bit instead of looking the other way when a little air was let out of a football.
     
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    He'll take it to fed court where it will be almost certainly overturned. Goodell and his cunt cronies are using this cellphone thing as keys to jingle in front of the retards and keep them distracted.

    If Goodell dropped dead right now an angel would get its wings. Don King probably questions his ethics.
     
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    This entire deflate gate thing is fucking hysterical. I don't care which side your on, the entire thing is intensely absurd.

    I'm watching it play out like House of Cards and Goodell is Frank Underwood. I just picture him sitting and explaining/narrating his political maneuvering to no one in particular while playing Call of Duty.
     
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    Can't wait to see Bill Simmons go crazy about this.
     
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    WooHoo!

    Russell Wilson reaches agreement on deal with Seahawks
     
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    I just hope the NFL keeps delivering outside the lines. When you think you've heard it all, the super bowl champ and MVP is under investigation / suspension for deflated balls, which were not a result of steroid use, and there's a question about whether or not one of the biggest defensive names in NY football has more fingers than a Zaxby's large plate. Awesome.
     
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    Yeah, so Sheldon Richardson gets popped doing 143 MPH while drag racing. When he was pulled over, the car smelled like a fucking pot dispensary. Not only that, there was a handgun underneath the driver's side floor mat, and A 12 YEAR OLD BOY IN THE BACKSEAT. At what point do you just, like, smack someone upside the head for being stupid? I haven't seen judgement this bad since Hitler decided to march on Russia.

    Also, RUSSELL WILSON! WOO!
     
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