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The 2015 Memorial Day WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 22, 2015.

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  1. shegirl

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    What are you plans for this weekend? Mine are to stalk my new house with drive bys to see if there is any packing/moving activity. BBQ tomorrow. That about sums it up for me.


    In addition, if you see one, thank a serviceman/woman. I know we have some here and I'd like to thank them for what they do (or did).
     
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    Tonight I'll be smoking about 70lbs of meat for a catering gig tomorrow and then Sunday I'm heading off to Vegas for a bachelor party. Not expecting anything too crazy as the only single guys on the trip will be the bachelor and his younger brother. My only goal is to not come home with a lead pipe crushed knee cap or two.
     
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    shegirl got a better interest rate on her new house for doing that very thing.
     
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    Her and ETuffman should get together. She can split the mortgage, he can stop touching himself and finally make a decent cup of tea.
     
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Why do you think Juice titled the last thread shegirl sucks?
     
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    But, if he gets with shegirl, won't the tea start tasting like cobwebs?
     
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    Yup, just like those before me for years now.
     
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    Cobwebs with a touch of melancholy and rage. I think Earl Grey has a new flavor!
     
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    It's called BANNED.
     
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    HOLY SHIT! EARTHQUAKE!

    Never felt one before in a high rise. Sort of unnerving.
     
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    Here's a perk of working on the top floor of a high rise: When there's an earthquake, you get to go home. With pay. Even after engineers sounded the building and declared it safe.

    The same can't be said for the US 95/ I 15 interchange...they had to shut part of it down.
     
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    I'm going away this weekend to make fire and read books. Every year, I go to my aunt's house in the middle of nowhere. It's the only relaxation I get all year. There is no internet connection, so I have the perfect excuse to do my nothing.
     
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    Probably going to camp, drink and cook copious amounts of meat with friends, most of it outdoors.
     
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    I'm drinking beer (straight from the can, like an animal) and TRYING to garden but the damn dog keeps on biting my rake. She doesn't seem at all to mind being struck in the head when she jumps in front of my backstroke, seeing as the impact is absorbed by her brain so there is no damage.
     
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    Try giving the dog some tea, I hear it tastes similar.
     
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    Want to hate humanity? Read the comments on the announcement that TLC is pulling all episodes of Clown Car Uterus and Jester the Molester. God almighty. What's wrong with the US? That's what's wrong with the US. Fuck sakes.
     
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    Ever notice how some dogs drink and some dogs refuse? My parents dogs, chico and rudy, absolutely refuse to touch the sauce no matter what form. On the other hand, my teammates friend steals drinks whenever she can.

    Back in college one of my friends had an awesome chocolate lab, Mocha, that was actually an angry drunk. When the angry drunk is a goofy chocolate lab its actually somewhat funny
     
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    "I hope he gets the help he needs!" Yes, a double-bladed jagged plastic shiv dipped in ground broken glass straight up his asshole in the yard on day one.

    Break it off inside him and watch 'em dance!
     
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    People always look at me funny when I say "its a vagina not a clown car".
     
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