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The 2015 Heart Day WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 13, 2015.

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  1. shegirl

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    Well it is almost upon us. Not only is it Valentines Day, it's a 3 day weekend. I'm sure some dudes out there are dropping some serious cashmoney. I will be getting a new cell. This is a big deal. I am almost as nervous as I was when I bought my car. WFT.

    I am Verizon so if anyone has any suggestions please share via PM or otherwise.

    I'd also love one of these, but the cell will be enough. I'll buy it for myself. What a novel idea. I heard a stat on the radio this AM that something like 20% of flowers delivered are bought by the deliveree (SP?).
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    Are there actually people who get presidents day off?
     
    #2 Clutch, Feb 13, 2015
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    Yep. I'm pretty excited about it. I get the weekend to myself as the gf is going out of town. Good news is she can bring back this regional whiskey that I love. Hello PlayStation and porn on the big screen.
     
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    Us real Americans do.
     
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  5. shegirl

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    Yup. The normal office rule is if the banks and USPS are closed so is the office.
     
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    I get thanksgiving day (not Friday), Christmas day, labor day, memorial day, and new years day. The fourth of July is a Saturday this year, so tough titties.

    And since this is the retail industry, we were "strongly encouraged" to come in for free on thanksgiving day.
     
    #6 Clutch, Feb 13, 2015
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    You obviously are incapable of love unless....
     

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    Valentines Day. My birthday weekend. I cant wait to have a nice day out with the lady, and then to a nice dinner. Oh wait.

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    Yep. Sometimes the corporate thing pays off.
     
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    This is how it's done.

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    Bam.
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    #10 katokoch, Feb 13, 2015
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    I'm going on a second date this weekend, needless to say thats happening tonight not tomorrow. Pretty stoked, going to a college hockey game, have seats on the glass, should be fun. That and its mid 60s and not a cloud in the sky here. Sucks to be in the Northeast right now I'm guessing
     
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    Please, this is how you touch a butt:
     

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    You triflin' ass-bitches ain't got nothing, NOTHING, on James Joyce's love letters. Yes, James Joyce the legendary author. In honor of Valentine's Day, something for your sweetheart. I almost horfed.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexnaidus/the- ... .xrQQMXnPZ

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    *Swoon*
     
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    Speaking of asses, this (NSFW) might be the best Valentine's gift I've ever seen.
     
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    For this Valentine's Day weekend, I am going to see 50 Shades of Gray with my mom. If that sentence doesn't already say it, I have no romantic prospects in my life at this moment.
     
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    Ireland doesn't have enough Whiskey reserves for me to ever consider watching that film with my mother.


    Let's see if you can figure out who this is

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    Uma Therman
     
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    Did someone hit her upside the head with a shovel and push her eyes closer together?
     
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    I remember something about this earlier this week or last week. It was something she was doing I believe to show what normal people look like with no/very little make up.
     
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    Does she look that different?
     
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