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That's right, I'm Abe Froman.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, Dec 17, 2010.

  1. satan rae

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    I lie to chatty cab drivers all the time. I like to make up crazy professions, having kids, bad marriages and or whatever else pops into my head at the time.
     
  2. Disgustipated

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    My life is fucked up enough that it's usually more interesting to tell people the reality of the situation.

    But when I'm in a shit stirring mood and out at at place where a server asks for a name, I like to give them various Croatian names of friends of mine involving four or more syllables.
     
  3. BadBrains

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    I once told a girl at a bar that my "USMC" tattoo stood for "University of Santa Monica, California". She actually believed it, so I decided I'd just keep making shit up and see how far I could push it. While at the "University of Santa Monica", I studied Animal Science and Genetics, and now make a nice living breeding thoroughbred racing camels for export to Kuwait at my San Bernardino ranch. She bought all that, too. It wasn't until a few weeks later that I got a text asking "You don't really own camels, do you?". My buddy started dating her friend and sold me out.

    And this happened in San Diego, too. Not exactly a town where US military are strangers.