A friend of mine is dating a super political vegan. Meat is murder, honey bees are tortured for their honey, etc. etc. Because of this out of respect she doesn't eat meat around him. However, he considers it cheating on him to eat meat at all. And, when he finds out she eats meat he freaks out on her that she is cheating on him by eating said meat. Recently, me and her went out for dinner and had ribs. She explained the insanity to me and how she was according to him now cheating on him and asked me my opinion on it. I told her I thought he was completely bat shit insane and said: "Eating ribs isn't cheating, getting railed from behind while eating ribs, that's cheating." This of course got me thinking that there has to be other crazy ass ideas of what constitutes cheating out there. So let's here them. FOCUS: What have you or someone you know considered cheating that most people wouldn't consider cheating? ALT FOCUS: Do you or someone you know consider things that must be people would regard as cheating as being OK?