I remember that one. Worst case of the clap doctors had ever seen. It looked worse than Quentin Tarantino's when he tried to rape Rose McGowan in Planet Terror.
Goddammit, now this thread is making me feel defensive. I don't have the greatest sexual experience by any means, but isn't it basic, fundamental, fucking technique that you vary up tempo, pentration, and angle until you find the right combination that gets your partner off? How can that not be completely obvious?
Changing tempo is one thing. Using your fucking cock to slam my cervix up to my throat is another. It wasn't done for pleasure. It was done because he wanted me to know how big he really was, and he admitted it. It was a dominance issue.
Oh I'm not calling you out or anything, I'm just flabberghasted that so many of you [women] have all had a similar experience with lazy big-dick guys.
I'll take average any day of the week. The three largest dudes I had sex with were also the worst at it. Its like they take off their pants and apparently I should just magically be wet. Two of them had no idea where the clitoris was, and one tried to convince me it was in my ass. I know I'm in for a bad night when they take off their pants and just look at their dick and then back to me. The clit in the ass guys is actually a neighbor, he's pissed because I wont sleep with him anymore. I keep getting text messages about how huge his cock is. " but its so hard and big sicnevol, come over!" It might be worth it if he learned what foreplay was, or lasted longer the 2 mins.
There's a thread for that, big boy. If you're nervous you can even send it to a mod to post anonymously.
Did you at least tell him he's a fucking idiot for thinking your clit was in your ass? At least send him this link so he'd get the hint?
Oh my God, this happens to other people also?!?! Was he from New Jersey, by chance? I HATE that shit. Big dicks can be fun, but don't withdraw everything except the tip and then ask me "Are you ready for this? You sure? Okay......!!" and then slam it as deep into me as you can go. I get that I make sexy yelping noises and it makes him feel like a god among men, but it makes me pissed off and I instantly reconsider ever banging him again. In fact, I met a guy off of OKCupid who did this. We actually meshed pretty well personality-wise and I honestly didn't have any problem with dating him long-term....until he did that cervix-slamming bullshit. Dumped him less than two weeks later. I can tolerate that sort of thing if you only do it once in a while. Like, 1 out of every 10 times we have sex. If that's your kink, fine. But it sure as fuck isn't mine. I like sitting down without surprise twinges of inner vaginal pain.
So, I can hit the bottom if I'm at just the right angle. Does that mean I'm the perfect length, ladies?
are you kidding me? A man has to be told "Don't do that again" after knowing good and well what he did hurt in a bad way?