That age-old debate

I'm a grower as fuck, man. Every time it gets cold out it's this:

 

I'm not quite sure that "the grass is greener" is the most fitting metaphor given the situation.

 

South Park, tell them about my penis.

 

Ahhh you have a "grower" rather than a "shower".

 

...So what I've gleaned so far is that everyone on the TIB is an upstanding, highly moral individual who would never cheat when in a relationship even if presented with the opportunity to do so, and at the same time coincidentally is concealing a mammoth erection behind the unassuming façade of his flaccid dong, sort of like the penis version of Batman.

I mean, sure, it's possible, but it DOES seem a tad suspect.

(In case you were wondering, the sight of my naked member has been known to make other men in the changing room break down into sobbing wrecks as they realise the full inadequacy of their masculinity, and I have been enjoined by a Judge never to disrobe in public, lest gazing upon my man-python cause a panic of Godzilla-like proportions among the populace)

 

Yet it is still dwarfed by your ego.

 

Fixed that for you.

Also, Batman is a great name for me penis, thank you sir.

 

So...what's everyone's thoughts on a Tits versus Ass thread? Been a while, no?

Cuz while I'm quite fond of my penis, I don't have much to say about it.

Tits, and ESPECIALLY ass, on the other hand...

 

Actually, that poll is biased. Because "I'm happy with my large dick size." wasn't an option. I had to pick the "I'd prefer" option because it was the closest one that applied. I am perfectly content with my penis size. It seems to get the job done and does not hurt anyone (too badly.)

 

Well, it hurts all the women who are so unfortunate as to have to have sex with a mere mortal after having sex with you. Also, it hurts all the men who simply can't compare.

 

There is too big and there is too small, so I'm just here to see what Chater is packing.

 

Was I the only person that gleaned this exact message from the Goldilocks story? That was the point right?

 

That when one fucks bears, the bear has to be "just right"?

Holy shit was Goldilocks about gay couples?

 

Godilocks a gay story??? There is nothing gay about burly-bears.

"There was a little baby bear, a 'mommy' bear who wore half-shirts with flip-flops and bicycle shorts a lot, and a power-top daddy bear who was at the same time so gentle he didn't even scratch while giving reacharounds.

You can view mine in college medical textbooks across the country.

 

That's EXACTLY the point of Goldilocks and the Three "Bears."

 

I was more concerned with their attire.

 

Yes. This:

Spoiler

isn't something I've ever seen anyone wear. Ever. The only way this could be more unflattering is if she paired that polka dotted monstrosity with matching crocs.

Edit: I prefer average sized cocks, but I've had good sex with smaller-than-average dicks (best buttsex everrrrrr) and huge dicks (missionary was about the only way it would all fit in painlessly, but it was awesome when it did). Don't care as long as I'm getting off.

 

I think I've read this above about fifteen times so far.

 

As previously mentioned, guys with significantly large penises seem to think that once it's out and in the general area of the vagina, the magic is happening and BOOM their work is done. Lazy fucks. Literally.
One guy I was with liked to be plugging along at a decent speed that wasn't too horridly painful and then do the surprise SLAM inside because he liked hearing the yelp of pain. That shit got old real. fucking. quick.

A good lover is a good lover, regardless of genitalia.