Anyone want to fill me in on why Parker is the only one that catches shit? Its almost like you had this typed in a word document and were waiting for the opportunity to copy and paste. Statistics? Disturbing ancedotes? This has it all.
If you'll notice, a greater percentage of dudes want a big dick than women want to be with one (small sample size caveat). This makes a lot of sense to me -- First off, whether he looks for it or not, basically every guy is inundated with messages about how much penis size matters. He watches movies, the characters titter about it. He goes on the internet, there's a million stories about Fassbender or Greg Oden. He opens his goddamn email, and there's half a dozen messages blaring that his penis is inadequate. Even a secure dude is going to take some of that to heart. Add to that the influence of pornography, where big dicks are more an aesthetic virtue than a practical one (in fact, a lot of porn stars are short, which makes their penises look even bigger -- no benefit to the woman, but certainly one to the camera). It's absolutely no wonder that guys are going to want bigger equipment. I'm not even going to touch on the racial component (yet), but trust, that's also a very legitimate factor in how one feels about their junk. Also, a surprising amount of women I've talked to don't know very much about penis size at all.
Wait so you're saying you've never tried sticking your dick in an empty roll of toilet paper? Im average and there really isn't anything other than "preferring" that I can do about it. Would I like to be bigger? Yeah. I think the whole issue is just part of a guys competitive nature. You can see the ridiculous lengths guys go to be competitive in just about every other arena. It's not hard to see why we try and extend that to the single biggest defining physical representation of manhood. I've only had some girls say that I was big some say just right. It wasn't until I hooked up with a Chinese girl in China where I bottomed out well before I was fully in, she couldn't fit more than a pinky finger, that I knew what it was like to have a "huge" dick. Though it was more about how she was built than how I was. It was one of those things you don't really know how you'd react until it happens. There was a certain rush of power or prowess that I felt, and it felt good. Something I totally didn't expect. Maybe it's society bombarding us with the bigger is better line, maybe I just watch too much porno, but there was a part of me that was satisfied because of the it.
The smallest woman I ever slept with (shorter than Pink Candy and about the same weight) had an "area" you could park a bus in. All was made clear later in the evening when she decided to tell me about a recent boyfriend who exceeded 11", and how wonderful that was. She may have started small, but her preferences stretched her out quite a bit. And I'll put it out there (no pun intended) - I'm below average. Just a little.
Am I losing my fucking mind, or did I suggest this poll and have that post deleted? In any case, slightly above average (as far as I know) and fucking satisfied with it. I don't need to be John Holmes if I can be James Deen
Yup. Hard, I hold my own with the average crowd. Flaccid...well, it's pretty damn sad. If I had to choose, I would've picked "shower not a grower" rather than what I was given.
Exactly this. I'm average to slightly above in both length and girth. Some women have called it large while others have said it's not that big but none of them have complained. It is what I born with so it's not like I can change it, unless I wear heated boxers, and I'm pretty happy with it. I mean it works when called upon, except that one fateful tequila fueled evening but I still claim that wasn't my fault...
Acorn grows into an oak. I'm above average in girth, average length. Plus, allegedly, I have way above average balls so unless I have a hard on, my dick looks like a mushroom on a bean bag chair. If I could change anything, I'd lengthen my flaccid wang. Glad we're sharing this, guys.
My dick looks like a mushroom in a fur forest when I'm not erect. I'm average all the way around and have never had any complaints. Mostly because I'm really good at foreplay.
I always thought, regarding our privates, that the "age-old debate" referred to tits versus ass, not cock. Clicking into this thread has been...underwhelming.
Meh, that's the white bias around here. The grass is always greener. Glad I'm not the only grower around. Anyone else live in constant fear of dying suddenly, publicly, and nakedly, having Mr. Flaccid underwhelm the gathering crowd? No, just me? Ok.