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Tasteless Headline Tuesday

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, Oct 5, 2010.

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    January 30, 1948 - "Proponents of Violence Victorious Over Non-Violence Adherents"

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    October 20, 1936: Anne Sullivan passed away. Close friend has yet to hear the news.

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