One of my favorite websites, Fark.com, noted that Oct 1 was John Lennon Day. Its headline was: "LA City Council declares October 1 "John Lennon Day". Fans pleased, as it took 5-6 shots at getting the bill passed." FOCUS: List a date in history and then create the most tasteless possible newspaper headline for that day. Example, in keeping with the above: December 8, 1980: Yoko Ono free for dinner on Friday after all.
November 21, 1963: Life coach Lee Harvey Oswald's top 10 hints for taking aim and always hitting your mark in life. August 15, 1945: Americans thrilled about the ending of the second World War. Japanese civilians unavailable for comment.
May 4, 1970 - Student Council looks to fill four newly opened positions December 26, 2004 - Local restaurants offering discounts on sushi March 30, 1981 - Reagan disoriented but recovering- "Just another day for Ronnie" declares Tip O'Neill.
We're all officially going to hell now, by the way... December 26, 2004 -- New information shows many Asians can't swim
In a related story... August 28, 2005: Empirical research suggests African-Americans cannot in fact swim.
June 28, 1981 SPORTS SECTION MLB Toronto - 2 Baltimore - 1 New York - 3 San Diego - 2 Florida - 9 Kansas City - 4 Other Cancer - 2 Terry Fox - 0
Not mine but a favorite "this day in history" quote from Rotten.com: Nov 29, 2001: George Harrison, "the quiet Beatle" silenced by cancer.
April 16, 1865 Theater Review: Audience interruptions plague "Our American Cousin" premiere January 27, 1986 Christa McAuliffe to students: "Look for me among the stars"
December 26 0001: "Regular human baby born in hotel stable, science to be forever put on backburner in favour of idiocy" April 16 1912: "Cargo lost at sea, overrated epic sobfest film planned 84 years from now"
June 3, 2009: Star of "Kung Fu" attempts to simultaneously choke his chicken and himself, ends poorly.
22 January 2008 - The passing of Heath Ledger aka. "The Joker" in Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight is a hard pill to swallow.