One of my favorite websites, Fark.com, noted that Oct 1 was John Lennon Day. Its headline was: "LA City Council declares October 1 "John Lennon Day". Fans pleased, as it took 5-6 shots at getting the bill passed." FOCUS: List a date in history and then create the most tasteless possible newspaper headline for that day. Example, in keeping with the above: December 8, 1980: Yoko Ono free for dinner on Friday after all.