The man with the bionic penis just lost his virginity. Mohammed Abad was 6 years old when he was hit by a car and dragged, causing his penis to tear off his body. He was fitted with a bionic penis in 2015 and, at the age of 44, recently lost his virginity to a sex worker who donated her services to the cause. Focus: Eyesight, Hearing, Smell, Genitals - if you had to lose one for the rest of your life, which would you pick and why? Alt-Focus: It seems a shame to just have a robo-dick that does dick things. If you could retrofit this device with other features, what would you add?
I mean we can probably throw taste and overall feeling into the mix. If I had to pick one, it would probably be hearing so I could get some peace and quiet for once. Alt Focus: Why would a robo-dick need to do anything else than function as a dick? Are we trying to give this guy a chance at intimacy or turn him into Inspector Gadget?
I would take that over not being able to see Alexandria Deddario's boobs or hear "Comftorably Numb" ever again.
Speakers. Crown, then you could tell Alexandria about your magic dick, see her boobs in person, and have it play Pink Floyd.
Genitals for sure, but I'd be curious how it would be "lost." I mean, dicks can be chopped off. Would it just get filled with cement?
Anyone who wants to taste anything again, as smell and taste are linked. No sense of smell, no sense of taste. It's a 2-for-1 deal when you give up smell. I'd give up hearing. With closed captioning tv and movies are still options, as are most video games. It would be a bitch to learn sign language, though. That is a language class I wish we had in high school, cause I would've loved to have learned that.
I don't think you give up a hundred percent of your taste. Even still you give up basically zero in terms societal interaction and next to nothing in terms of hardships.
Smell. Duh. It's the sense I would miss the least. I'm not keen on spending the rest of my life without tasting, seeing, hearing, or fucking. I could be ok with a few less nastiness like farts or cdiff poop in my life.
Yep. As quickly as I'd give up sense of smell over anything else, the loss of taste kind of makes me say "Nah, never mind." What would I give up? I'm 53 years old. I like to see where I'm going. I like to play and create music. I like to taste food. Y'all can see where this is headed.... By my late 30's I'd pretty much lost interest in sex, because quite honestly you can only see and participate in so much twisted shit that eventually you just don't care anymore. At least that's what I experienced. I know some folks just go looking for an ever greater kink, I'm just not that ambitious. As far as designing a bionic dick for 16 year old toytoy....it would be made of chocolate and ejaculate vodka and money alternately. Then my life would've been even more fucked up.
I'll jump on the "taste" bandwagon. After all, aren't you people always saying that I'm a tasteless motherfucker? (Rimshot) Seriously though, I need to see, hear, smell, and feel the machines I work on; if I missed out on one of those senses, it would put me at a huge disadvantage as a mechanic. And the only reason why I work at all is just so I can make enough money to build/drive the badass cars and trucks that I want.
After 25 years of playing hockey and being in locker rooms my sense of smell is pretty much fucked anyway, so I'd let that go. Of all the senses we have I feel like smell is our least needed one.
I'd add bluetooth to the robodick, and maybe a personal assistant. Just so I'd have someone to talk to while I'm down there.
I guess its an old guy thing, but this. Sex doesn't have the all-encompassing importance that it had for me in my teens through my 30s. If I had to give up one of these, sex would be it. Which may prove a relief to the Mrsanthropic.