Yeah, it's about to go down. Here's some things that could go wrong. Though I really enjoy watching the bike races, sailing events, track and field, and kayaking. Focus: It's the fucking Olympics!!! Sports! Rawr! Alt. Focus: Which events do you think are underrated and deserve a watch? Alt. Alt. Focus: The Olympics are being held in the middle of a zika-filled poverty-plagued literal shitville. And it's all about to go off the rail (though with body parts washing up on beaches and the like, you can make a good argument it has already). Let's enjoy this hellish other-world together, from afar.