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Suggest a Band Name

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Rush-O-Matic, Jan 13, 2011.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    ssycko: "Rave: Right, so got into the show after doing some strong-arming.

    We still need to come up with a band name that doesn't suck balls. Any suggestions?"

    Couldn't this be a thread? I think we might need to know what kind of music the band plays. I wouldn't expect a name like "Satan's Anus" would be appropriate for Country, but for Death Metal, sure.

    Here are some suggestions to get things started:

    Chater and the Idiots

    Mike Hawke and Harry Bawes ("Come see Mike Hawke and Harry Bawes at Buffalo Wild Wings tonight!" Heh.)

    Oblivion
     
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    Obligatory.

    As the Prophet says, if you're going to use a regular word like "Oblivion" you have to spell it cool, like "Oblyvyon." Fuck, even Bill and Ted knew that.

    I'd go retro surf-band style: Chater and His Idiots

    Alpaca Out of Fucking Nowhere
    Local Bar Band
    Ostrich Embryos
    Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers
    Bachman Turner Classic Movies
    Hot Dogs and Hallways
    Misled Zeppelin
    Netty D and the Consecutive Posts
    The Cuntsores (cuddle-core bands only)
    Yar's Revenge
    Gaping Skittle Maw
    We're Just Doing This To Get Laid
    Moist Handshake
    Weekend Drunk Thread
    Gynecomastia
    Blue Dog and the Failure to Fly
    Smell My Finger
    John Ondrasik (he's not using it - and have it be a whole band, just to fuck with people)
    One-Armed Jesus (with their hit single: Hard to Crucify)
    T-Max and the Box Office Disasters
    The Thread Bumpers
    Nipple
     
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    Country-

    Uncle Bubba and the Rednecks

    Rap-

    NWH (Niggaz with Hats)

    Pop-

    The Gay Boys on the Block

    Generic, crappy, easy-listening rock-

    Coldhead

    Metal (semi-serious)-

    Cerberus
    Deep Red (since someone named themselves after "Susperia")

    Metal (less serious)-

    Cow Slayer
    The Iron Flaming Skull and his Merry Satanists
     
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    The LoveCocks
     
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    A random couple of names my Fam has come up with over the years:

    "One Dizzy Chicken" or just "Dizzy Chicken" for short.

    "Electric Octopus"

    "Baby Fishmouth"


    Now that I look at them, they all seem to be fucked up animal themed. That may shed some insight on my upbringing.
     
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    The Stomach Contents

    My Dad's Pants

    Buster Hyman & The Pentatrators

    The Fat, Naked Retards

    Free Beer!!!

    The Horny Doves

    Cheese that Isn't Yours

    Hot Lesbian Action

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    Tertiary Syphilis

    Designer Kitchen Table Sugar Ray Charles Barkley (see what I did there?)

    The Violent Pacifists

    IslamaBud Light

    Homeland Sekkkurity (only if you're in a rap group similar to Public Enemy)

    That Not So Fresh Feeling

    Green Hamas and Eggs

    The Balloon Knots

    Salma Hayeks Panties

    The 4nic8rs
     
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    Holy shit, I just thought of the best name ever.

    From the Eric Roberts movie of the same name.



    Are you ready???

    SHARKTOPUS

     
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    Ru-Fee-OOOOHH

    I just think that would be awesome to have a crowd of people chanting that before a concert.
     
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    Shower Beer.
     
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    Anus Inside Quilt.

    This gem of a band name brought to you by <a class="postlink" href="http://www.bandnamemaker.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.bandnamemaker.com/</a>
     
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    We Won't Make It

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    These can cover many a genre, from Metal to boyband...

    Meat Wagon
    Face Meets Fist
    Glory Hole
    8 inch cervix
    Fister Mr. Fister
    Your Thumb My Colon
    Bleeding Earache
    Stuck (pig, goat, boy)
    Forced Full
    Throat Slide
     
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