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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by hotwheelz, Apr 11, 2011.

  1. hotwheelz

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    You are a soggy french fry.

    YOU MUST RUN THIS.

    FOCUS: Make fun of Frylock.

    ALT FOCUS:

     
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  2. DrFrylock

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    Is there some kind of cosmic resonance in that this is the last thread that I must run as part of the Game of Threads?
     

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  3. hotwheelz

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    Your mustache makes you look like a rapist.
     
    #3 hotwheelz, Apr 18, 2011
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    Why does someone your age need braces? What's with that fucking jewel on your back? And is this video an accurate portrayal of how you spend your free time?

     
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    I mean you're black aren't you? I mean because you sound black.



    I see the chip but where's the dip?! Or am I looking at him?
     
    #5 Kubla Kahn, Apr 18, 2011
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  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    Nope, it's not the mustache.
     
    #7 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 18, 2011
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    Mustache doesn't really help either. It's like being flamboyantly gay in multiple aspects and walking around with semen in your hair (mustache?) - is it the only clue? No, but it fits the rest of the package.
     
    #8 StayFrosty, Apr 18, 2011
  9. hotwheelz

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    Didn't he have sex with his sister?
     
    #9 hotwheelz, Apr 18, 2011
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    No, it wasn't sex, it was consensual lovemaking. Or at least that is his side of things. We all know what happened to the other side.
     
    #10 framerpro, Apr 18, 2011
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    Yes, but it was after she was dead.
     
    #11 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 18, 2011
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    Fry, you're such a shitty programmer, you probably don't know how to use a for loop to populate an array.
     
    #12 hotwheelz, Apr 18, 2011
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    Frylock, you remember that time you PM'd me about how like to masturbate with one hand and tug a noose around your neck with your other, while looking at a picture of your parents? That was weird.
     
    #13 Frank, Apr 18, 2011
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    How'd your trailer hold up with those tornados?

    I fucked your mom like the fire department -- first in, last out.
     
    #14 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 18, 2011
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    All of my buddies and I are going to get your mom pregnant at the same time.

    ...and she wears army boots.
     
    #15 Crown Royal, Apr 18, 2011
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    If I was a virgin, I'd hate life too.
     
    #16 scotchcrotch, Apr 18, 2011
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    He's no virgin! He once set me a pm about how some hooker once gave him a discount because he was so cute and funny and stuff. Dude, Fry man it was just bad luck that "she" turned out to be a pre-op transsexual.

    You go Tater Head and let the haters hate. You just keep winning!
     
    #17 McSmallstuff, Apr 18, 2011
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    I mean he did get outsmarted by a cripple.
     
    #18 palmettosc, Apr 18, 2011
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    With a genius IQ, bitch.
     
    #19 hotwheelz, Apr 19, 2011
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    Add me to the list.
     
    #20 palmettosc, Apr 19, 2011
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