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Stupid Thread Friday -- Reverse Jeopardy

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Jul 17, 2015.

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    What does Toytoy use to cook roadkill burgers?

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    What are Florida republicans using to make edible Confederate flags?

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