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Strumming the Banjo

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Maltob14, Oct 4, 2010.

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  1. jennitalia

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    Stress relief.
     
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    For the geek girls:

    Double-clicking the mouse.
     
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    Glad I'm not the only one who thought of this.
     
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    Riding the spin cycle.
    Flippin' pages in the loose leaf notebook (or paperback).
    Let your fingers do the walking (old yellow pages ad, anyone?)
    Feeding the bulldog.
    Checking the oyster for pearls.
    Sifting the clitty litter.
    Knocking the ball out of the sand trap.
     
    #44 $100T2, Oct 5, 2010
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    Probing the Chilli mine shaft
     
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    Ugly girl sex
    Doing it right
    Playing the two string guitar
    Winking the whispering eye
    Petting Ms. Muppet
    Self spelunking
     
    #47 McSmallstuff, Oct 5, 2010
  8. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Mending the ax wound
    Breakfast sausage vs. Ham Wallet
    Ice fishing
    Fanning the piss flaps
    Cockless trenching
    Stabilizing the fault line
    Not sticking it to the non-Man
    Polishing the hood ornament
     
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    Flogging Molly
     
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    Finding Nemo
     
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    Bringing the camel to water
     
    #51 Zazz, Oct 12, 2010
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    Did no one post this link yet? <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_masturbation_slang_terms" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_mas ... lang_terms</a>

    Guilding the lily

    Bailing out Fannie Mae

    Smoking the salmon

    Choking Justin Bieber
     
    #54 ghettoastronaut, Oct 13, 2010
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    Examining the hanging chad.

    The failure at the cave. (When you'd rather have gotten laid, or when you did, but had to get yourself off anyways.)

    Digging for the Ark.

    Sending a telegram.

    Working the speed bag.

    Exploring the Bat Cave.

    Losing $20 in opportunity costs.

    Filibustering.

    How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.
     
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    Mending the busted footy
     
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