Playing tug of war with the cyclops. That's the one I couldn't remember and wanted to share. Fuck... Now I'm going to have to yell it out in class with no reasonable excuse. Focus: Teasing the tuna
When I was about 16 'flicking the bean' was the phrase of choice. I found out about this one when there was a video of a girl at my school that was sent round. I was her naked on her bed filming herself in the mirror. I think it was the first time I realised that girls my age also masturbated. Good times.
Flicking the bean (my favorite) rubbin' the nubbin' on a date with slick mittens two finger taco tango soaking the whisker biscuit
As a proud Texan, I'm a big fan of "wranglin' the danglin'." (This phrase actually works well for both guys and girls.)
DJ FlickaBean has always been my personal favorite. Gagging the Clam and Reading in Braille are two decent ones I just read online. Here are the ones I came up with: Doing the Divinyl Teddy-Bear Tango The swiffer wet jet
Percy The Womb-Foyer Finally Says 'I Quit' Sinning Up The Baby-gullet-hatch Cheating On Jesus Puppy Genocide
Diddle my skittle Below belt bobblehead boppin Turkish tickle fight Lesbian saloon doors Negotiating with the silent killer Fish market fandango Watchin Gigli on mute Turtle waxing Cleaning out the stables Double A Delight Cheerleader chuckle Lickedy splitting Rubbing two pennies to make change Spelunking Tori Spelling (this one we coined from a girl who got caught masturbating with a flashlight while watching 90210) Sex and the City Soundtrack One girl I knew named her vibrator Bob: it was her "'Better Off' Boyfriend". Everyone's favorite: Long hot bath
My favorite has always been Playing cuntry on the clitar. Also, putting on a puppet show. Breaking the beaver dam. Dipping a finger in the honey pot. Milking the cat (pertains mostly to female ejaculation.) Scrapping the paint (during menses) Taking care of lady business. Blowing the Choo-Choo whistle. Digging for pearls (play on "bearded oyster") Picking the cherry tree Visiting Aunt Fanny (For England and New Zealand) Bridging the gap Giving your kitty the special pet. I have a few more, but I feel like these are getting less creative.