Focus: Share a story about a strip club. When I was in high school, me and some friends skipped school and went to a strip club. I didn't drink but my friends all got hammered. In the strip club, Showgirls, I was sitting next to one of the guys who was talking about how the eastern European stripper currently dancing in front of us was a dirty communist. She thought it was me and grabbed me by the throat with her massive fucking nails, and told me that she was Hungarian and not a communist at all. I then spent the next few months worry about getting an STD from a stripper that I didn't even fuck.