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Still Hungover from 4th of July Drunk Thread 7/9/10!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 9, 2010.

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  1. Misanthropic

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    Think on this, jennitalia. There is much wisdom here.

    Then let me know what it is.
     
    #101 Misanthropic, Jul 10, 2010
  2. hotwheelz

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    Stop hogging all the action Chater.
     
    #102 hotwheelz, Jul 11, 2010
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    I'd totally fuck Allor-I MEAN ONE OF THE ATTRACTIVE FEMALES ON THIS BOARD OH YEAH STEAK FOOTBALL THROWIN THE PIGSKIN EATIN' SOME BACON AND STUFFING BITCHES AWW YEAH

    So I went to a Blue Jays game today and I have the weirdest goddamn sunburn. I'm like Irish pale but for whatever reason (well, apparently the Macedonian side) I don't really burn that much. Or tan, for that matter. I just kind of stay the same, but sometimes weird parts of my body decide to get burned. This time, it looks like a farmers tan that cuts itself off in the middle of my forearm. It's so out of place it just looks like I went to a tanning salon and just stuck my arms in for a few minutes. Weird.
     
    #103 ssycko, Jul 11, 2010
  4. Viking33

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    I';d efuvck me.

    yeha.
     
    #104 Viking33, Jul 11, 2010
  5. Sleeves

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    15k race today..
    250 kegs at the finish line
    FUCK YEAH!!!
     
    #105 Sleeves, Jul 11, 2010
  6. Dcc001

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    Well, that'll teach ME to not sign off so early. Is this still happening? If you ladies want a guy in the mix, I vote for Primer. Or Blue Dog. It's a toss-up.
     
    #106 Dcc001, Jul 11, 2010
  7. Decatur Dave

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    You people on here never quit. All this talk about Canadian women... Fuck it. I'm packin' the cooler, grabbin' my Canadian lady friend (who no longer has the Canada underwear, hence no pic last week) and heading to the beach. What's that? No white sand and warm water beaches in Canada? That sucks.

    And that sir, made more sense than anything else I've read on here in a long time. Trip to the dirty is being tentatively planned, I got a buddy with a 16 ft. boat up there. I'll bring you, you bring women.
     
    #107 Decatur Dave, Jul 11, 2010
  8. Moose

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    I know what he's talking about, i live 15 minutes away, and I won't be there. Suuucks to work nights.
     
    #108 Moose, Jul 11, 2010
  9. Primer

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    It was pretty fucking wild, I had never even done most of the things there, I'll tag it cause it's a bit NSFW.

    There was one point in the night, where I was about to fuck her, I told her to beg for it:

    Me: I want you to beg for my cock.
    Her: No.
    Me: Do it, or you'll get a spanking.
    Her: *more refusal on her part*
    Me: Fucking slut *then a bit of spanking*
    Her: I want your cock in my pussy, please!
    Me: It's my pussy, not yours anymore.
    Her: I want your cock in your pussy. Pleeeease.


    Try everything once, I say. Maybe twice.
     
    #109 Primer, Jul 11, 2010
  10. ghettoastronaut

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    You know, I've done the temporary long distance thing twice, for four months at a stretch, usually under conditions which saw the end of and start of new other relationships, which is actually a horrible idea given the circumstances and track record. This summer I'm lucky enough to have all of my weekends off and a car ride back home. How is there the ambiguity about monogramy? Seems as though if you were monogamous when she was here and you two agreed to stay together for the period of the absence then the social contract with other women is the same.
     
    #110 ghettoastronaut, Jul 11, 2010
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    Yeah, you see, she's in Italy for two months and I'm going to Barcelona for a couple of weeks soon. We're both young, attractive and outgoing people, I'm NOT going to ruin her trip by giving her a long-distance chastity belt. At least that was the thought.

    But since then I've had several sexual advances and I rejected them all, for various reasons, so I felt a bit stupid and envious that she's probably getting gangbanged right now by four dudes called Vito, Tony, Paulie and Pietro while I'm with Palmela Handerson.

    But it's fine now, it was just male possessiveness. I don't really care, and i'm not a jealous guy in the least when she is in town.

    Unrelated: Anyone been to Barcelona that has any wisdom to offer?
     
    #111 Supertramp, Jul 11, 2010
  12. Blue Dog

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    I think I might have heard the coolest thing to ever exist in the universe in the history of everything:

    Last night I went on a drunken date with a girl who spoke Italian with a Mexican accent.

    Holy. Effing. Shit.

    Just... I mean... Whoa.
     
    #112 Blue Dog, Jul 11, 2010
  13. ghettoastronaut

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    Actually it sounds like you weren't altogether secure with the commitment level of this presumably new relationship before she left. Spaniards, from what I hear, are extremely forward about asking for sex from women even if they haven't gone through the 'wine me and dine me so i feel like less of a whore' routine, so if you're of the opinion that not cheating on your petite amie is going to ruin a trip to Europe, might as well do what the locals do. But then, here's another question: why the presumption that remaining monogamous ruins a trip? Is getting laid in Europe really worth potentially ruining a relationship? Man, I'm out of touch with youth today.

    Also, neat fact, the man most likely to get her pregnant is the one who came in her last.
     
    #113 ghettoastronaut, Jul 11, 2010
  14. Viking33

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    Done. Do you prefer blonde, brunette, redhead or cancer?
     
    #114 Viking33, Jul 11, 2010
  15. The Beer Baron

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    Just got home from The Girls house. Spent friday night drinking beer on her balcony and shooting the shit while she polished off a bottle of wine. I took 4 or 5 shots of this from her balcony
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    Saturday we took the mountain bikes out and rode the waterfront trail about 30-35kms from her place in Burlington to Stoney Creek, and I shot this:
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    The Burlington Skyway.

    This morning I was out having a smoke and a coffee and her hibiscus plant was blooming so I took these:
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    #115 The Beer Baron, Jul 11, 2010
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    I just finished up an unbelievably successful work weekend.

    Worked 44 1/2 hours in three days and successfully ran our first profitable event (making money as a vendor is much more difficult than it would seem), hit a sales record at our farmer's market operations, achieved my goal of having zero inventory left at the end of the weekend (meaning my forecasts and orders were spot-on), and increased our recruiting responses five-fold with a shoestring budget.

    Time to bust out the Talisker!
     
    #116 katokoch, Jul 11, 2010
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    Eminem's new album is beyond amazing. Aural Orgasm.
     
    #117 PIMPTRESS, Jul 11, 2010
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    Man, I am still drunk from the past 3 days. It has been intense.

    And my best man hooked up with the maid of honor. He has no game, and she is a picky girl.

    Too bad he inadvertently ended up earning his red wings.
     
    #118 kuhjäger, Jul 11, 2010
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    Fuck spain in the ass. Holy fucking shit was that a dirty ending to the game.
     
    #119 ghettoastronaut, Jul 11, 2010
  20. JGold

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    Fuck Spain. Iniesta worked the refs enough to win. I want to go drinking and I can't convince anyone to come with me. Is going to a bar alone at 6 p.m. on a Sunday creepy?
     
    #120 JGold, Jul 11, 2010
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