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Still Hungover from 4th of July Drunk Thread 7/9/10!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 9, 2010.

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    Have you ever experimented with being dominant?

    ...and where are you?


    this may be a repeat...

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    #41 PIMPTRESS, Jul 10, 2010
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    I have experimented with being dominant, with both males and females, although I have less experience on the female side. Honestly it comes from my hatred of drama and bullshit, which I have had to deal with with a lot of past girlfriends, so it is hard to find a female that I really can spend time with on a regular basis. I consider myself a submissive with an occasional switch. When it comes down to it, it has to be the right person it the right situation. My personal preferance is to be the submissive, but occasionally it is nice to hold someone down and make them beg. And I live in Massachusetts.
     
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  3. Decatur Dave

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    I'm not even drunk, but sitting here contemplating emailing an old ex on facebook. It seems like such a bad idea, that it can't be wrong.

    And did I just read the guy with a fuckin' Hannibal 'the Cannibal' avatar talking about not being assertive in the sack?

    Dear ladies of the idiot board,

    I am more than happy to pull your hair, tie you up, leave a hand print on your asses and I will choke you if you're into that.

    Yours truly,

    Dave

    P.S. I love a road trip and nothing keeping me from leaving tomorrow.

    P.P.S. I keep fuckin' handcuffs in my glove box, and I am not shitting you on that.
     
    #43 Decatur Dave, Jul 10, 2010
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    A buncha hoores, you are. Not saying that's a bad thing.
     
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    Yes I am a huge fan of Hannibal Lecter, and I am usually a submissive. However, being a submissive does not mean that I am not assertive. Trust me. My like of being submissive means that I would prefer to be held down rather than doing the holding usually (but not always). Being assertive has nothing to do with it. If there is no bondage or dom/sub play involved than I can be quite assertive. I just happen to like being held down.

    and p.s. handcuffs in the glove box is awesome.
     
    #45 LadyLecter, Jul 10, 2010
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    Just breaking balls. Hey, I'll tell you what though, the cuffs are ALWAYS a huge hit on first dates. On the other hand, it always raises an eyebrow with the po-lice when I pull my registration out.
     
    #46 Decatur Dave, Jul 10, 2010
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    All I saw was: "blah, blah, blah...handcuffs...blah, blah..."
     
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    Quiet or it goes back in its hole.

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    #48 Decatur Dave, Jul 10, 2010
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    Tease.
     
    #49 PIMPTRESS, Jul 10, 2010
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    I told you those tickle too much.
     
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    I have purple, you?
     
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    We have a young Steven Spielberg amongst us.
     
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    I don't have any fuzzy cuffs, just metal ones that actually need the key to be unlocked. The key is right next to the one for my car ...
     
    #53 LadyLecter, Jul 10, 2010
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    My weekend started early and ended early. Hit a few bars and the last one we go to me and my buddy get into an argument with these two 21 and 23 year old kids. Words and threats got tossed around, standard bar argument. We left and decide to walk home. Get 100ft from the bar and the people we got into the argument stop us in their car. Passenger gets out and comes at me, I tossed him to the ground and at the same time my friend got shot by the driver with a 9mm. Hit just north of his junk and then into his leg and shattered his femur bone. Ripped off my shirt and covered the wound and ran back to the bar for help, my friend was able to call 911 while I was getting help. Was up 30hrs between waiting at the police station until almost 6am Friday morning and then drove down to see my friend in the hospital. They got caught though, good thing I know my vehicles, and have 2nd degree attempted murder charges and 2nd degree aiding and abetting murder charges. Scariest shit of my life. No more bars for this guy.
     
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    You're all whores. Including Chater. ESPECIALLY chater.
     
    #55 hotwheelz, Jul 10, 2010
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    dddddddddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaa!

    Mother efffer! qnd a litttle bt of stjuff?

    WOOOOOOO
    I have no more command of tne u!

    fvfv
     
    #56 Blue Dog, Jul 10, 2010
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    That's exactly my point, dude. You get me.

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    <3
     
    #57 hotwheelz, Jul 10, 2010
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    speaking of all this dirty talk: holy CRUD this recording of Mel Gibson talking to his ex-girlfriend is all kinds of fucked up. This is probably the absolute most damning thing that could ever happen to a celebrity's image. No amount of apologies or crying on talk shows or blaming it on alcohol is going to redeem him this time. (uh, NSFW for language I guess)

    http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=d135898c-f6f7-4bbb-b5d4-4bc6c46565fb
     
    #58 Bread Mustache, Jul 10, 2010
  19. dubyu tee eff

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    To channel some good ole fashioned McLovin'...I gotta bonerrrrrr.

    Also, I know I failed miserably last week by posting 6 consecutive broken links. I'd like to sincerely apologize and try to make up for it. Here is my best shot.
    You've got my solemn word that none of these links are broken.

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    God dammit why do big tits kick so much ass.
     
    #59 dubyu tee eff, Jul 10, 2010
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    Single malt. If you are up at 4:30 and your GF just passed out beneath you....Single malt.

    15 year old French Oak Reserve. I knew you would always be there for me.

    Edit: Just realized that I am now Emotionality Jaded. Yeah, that sounds about right. Huzzah.
     
    #60 Fernanthonies, Jul 10, 2010
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