I was just flipping through the channels and caught the tail end of a commercial on A&E. I don't know the specifics, and frankly it would be an insult to my intelligence to google it, but apparently Steven Seagal is an actual police officer now. Not only that, but they've had a documentary crew following him around on his 'real life cop exploits.' This is wrong on many different levels: - Has reality TV actually managed to sink lower than Dr. Drew? - This is bad for the criminals. Imagine it: a drugged up thief is running from the cops, gets caught, turns around and finds that the pursuing officer is...the guy from the movie about the terrorists on the ship? With the martial arts and stuff? That criminal might have a valid defense against an assault charge in court: "I swear, Your Honour, I was so high I thought I was in a movie." Focus: What's the worst idea you've ever had? What ever came of it?