This video is all types of awesome. Focus: Examples of people completley losing their shit online. Anti-Focus: Discuss this video And break. edit: Due to a rep remark I should point out this is a girl. Seriously.
In three minutes, it used the word "fuck" 37 times that I counted. It's fuckin' serious mother fuckers. I'm torn for a favorite part. I KNOW it's not making fun of someone for being fat at 1:23, but the sheer terror "I'm short, I can get low to the ground," instills to my heart is gonna gimme nightmares for weeks. Cheeseburger freak out is my favorite. MMA shirt? Check. Puffed out chest? Check. Clenched fists and big talk? Check. Finding the smallest white guy in the place to fight? Check.
The hallmark of any great internet freakout is the overuse of profanity. How else are the people on the interwebs supposed to tell you aren't just pissed off but seriously pissed off.
Freaking out about a South Park episode that claimed gingers have no souls. Of course the he/she in the original video is from Morganstown, WV. Only the best and brightest are there. And saying "I'm gonna hop out of my fuckin' van . . ." that's intimidating and funny to think of seeing he/she try and "hop". Wow.
Fuck, it's the apocalypse. We've got the thread for it, then the Zombie Ronald caption thread and now this.... militant albino Grimace. I'm getting the fuck out of Dodge.
Ive seen a bunch of those videos, I have a hard time believing that shit is real. Anyone know if that kid is all just an act or something?
I always found this one pretty funny, he slowly loses keys from his keyboard throughout the video and then totally loses his shit at the end. Being in German makes it even better I think. Whether these videos are real or not, they're still hilarious.
I live in Morgantown. It's an awesome place. The mix of people here is amazing. For half of the year you have 40k+ 18-25 yo college students who booze and party like no where else on the planet. Really, I've been to the "party" cities, cancun, orlando, daytona, coloumbus, cinci, and raleigh/durham. None of these cities hold a candle to the partying that is done in Mo-Town. I mean WVU actually serves alcohol in the student union. Cops give drunk people rides home. There are busses that run up until the bars close that cart the drunk kids back to their dorms (regular public transit busses, they are awesome, they blair the music and drive like maniacs). It is not at all uncommon to see drunk girls running around outside naked, more often passed out on the side walk. But then, after you have been here for a while you start to notice the generational locals. People like the fat guy in the first video. I really wish from time to time that I had the patience to carry around a video camera. Just so the whole world could see some of the crazy shit that goes on here. Here is a couple videos that my friends made several years ago.
This is actually a television broadcast, but this nutbag gives a bravura performance of utterly losing his shit. This should have at least 100 times the viewings it already has on Youtube. One of the greatest videos of ALL TIME. Where's a baseball bat with nails driven through it when you really need it? Do you ever notice how people that aren't fat don't throw comical fits like this? Ha ha.
That first video is just beyond fucked up. Not only does 'it' wheeze after every sentence, leading me to believe that it died shortly after demonstrating its sweet 'ninjitsu' moves, but what the fuck is all that "low to the ground" ball-baggery? If by low to the ground it means its gut drags along between its legs, then yes, point taken. Oh yeah-"hop out the van"? Hop, or flop one humongous leg out whilst sweating from the exertion, and hopefully get to the point where gravity takes over and your ginormous bulk splashes onto the asphalt like someone dropping a water balloon from ten stories up? Fat fuck. Worst part? Someone has probably fucked that.
I just watched almost the entire series of videos this kid made of his wackjob brother. Not sure if this is real, but damn if it isn't entertainment.
The videos are fake. If you search on youtube, you can find a shit ton of evidence the videos are fake. However I think this kid is a comedic genius. I just spent the last 45 minutes watching everything he had ever made. That has to be worth something.
I got the impression that the video with the grandma and this one are of the same kid. I know you don't ever see the kids face but the voice sounds exactly the same and the brief glimpse we get of his brother looks like the same kid. Of course, at the end of the video, the grandma does say that maybe he put the phone up his ass TOO. I just assumed it was the same kid.