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Steak and Blowjob Day

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Mar 14, 2013.

  1. Nom Chompsky

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    As the more fatuous among you (Jeffrey!) probably know, today is both Pi Day and Steak and Blowjob Day. I think they're a bit silly and dumb respectively, but you might not.

    Focus: What are your favorite holidays and why?

    Altfocus: What are your favorite personal traditions and why?
     
  2. Kubla Kahn

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    I have yet to find a way as a single guy to bring up Steak and a BJ day and not sound like a god damned creeper. Most girls just look at you with that "it's pretty obvious why you aren't getting laid" look on their face.
     
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    I prefer to use the direct approach. Conversation from this morning:

    Me: Feel like getting together soon?
    Her: Of course when do you have in mind? I'm having dinner with my parents tomorrow night.
    Me: I'm pretty open in the evenings this week. Today is steak and bj day though so...
    Her: Steak and what day?
    Me: Steak and blow job day. I'm actually not making that up.
    Her: Wow, they have a day for everything. I'm going shopping with my mom, I will let you know if I get done shopping at a decent time. Then we can get together tonight.

    I doubt this works the way I'd like it to but I "laid it on the table" for her.
     
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    I woke up this morning and the boyfriend had written "STEAKS" on the grocery list and underlined it a few times. This was my subtle reminder.

    It's Pi Day at work, though. I bought 16 pies this morning. The fat woman behind me in line with her cart-full of Lean Cuisines looked at me enviously.
     
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    My favourite thing about steak and blowjob day is that you can at least give one of those things to yourself.

    Nobody's going to believe me that I threw out my back cooking steaks, though.
     
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    True, but you can BUY them both for yourself.
     
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    I mean yeah if you are already hooking up with a girl it isn't any harder than the normal suggesting of blow jobs. Try finding say, a female co worker that has never heard of it, and explain it to her. "Sooo the TPS report you wrote was all good, by the way, if you have boyfriend get him a steak and a blow job because, well that's what day it is."
     
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    Oh no sir, I've not hooked up with her. That was just the only semi positive response out of the 5-6 women I sent the text to. That's why I said I doubt this works out the way I'd like.
     
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    I told the wife and she basically told me to cook my own steak and then blow myself, I assured her that if I could blow myself I would never leave the house.
     
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    Focus: What are your favorite holidays and why?

    Halloween. I love dressing up; I get really into it. I've won several costume contests before: Twice as Alex DeLarge, and once as the Tin Man (All the people in my office dressed up as characters from The Wizard of Oz. We also took the prize for group costume). I also enjoy going trick-or-treating with Li'l Bandit and dressing him up.
    I'm thinking of going as Zorro this year.
     
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    A GChat conversation from lunch today.

    Me: So, in addition to it being pi day today, it's also "Steak and BJ" day. And we have steaks....

    Just sayin....

    Fiance: Awesome

    Fiance: And the steaks are frozen

    Me: I know

    Me: leftover beef stew is close enough
     
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    I have a feeling that at the end of the day we could probably ascertain who did and did not observe Steak and Blowjob Day simply by marital status.
     
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    So where is our day? WHERE IS IT?
    Where is our ummm....hmmm.......Muff Munch and Margarita Day??
     
  15. Nom Chompsky

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    April 4th, unless you're in Canada, where it's celebrated on the 7th (bc of the queen)
     
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    Uh, that would be every other day of the year.

    Ever date a woman?

    If so, you know exactly what I mean.
     
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    So then according to that logic we only have to blow you guys one day a year?
    I'm going about this all wrong I swear to god.
     
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    So do i win, if my wife reminded me that it is Steak and Blow Job day?
     
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    Does Firearm Deer Season opener count as a holiday?

    Alt-focus: Instead of watching football after Thanksgiving dinner, my family watches National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. That officially starts the Christmas season for me.
     
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    WHAT? You can watch that after football.