Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

St Paddy's Day WDT [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Mar 16, 2018.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,224
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    10,987
    Who's thirsty?

    [​IMG]
    They call her "beer maiden german lovely lady"

    St. Paddy's Day is around the corner. I am thinking some good beer and corned beef and cabbage are in order. It's looking like weekend parading plans are getting rained out. I even bought tickets for a goddamn party bus. I would have caught so many cabbages....maybe I'll just go get hammered in a poncho.

    Focus: St Paddy's Day. Go to beer?
     
  2. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,309
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,150
    They?

    Focus: Cold.

    Not beer, but I can remember in college we used to make bullfrogs on St Patrick's day. Too much green food coloring always made for an interesting next day.
     
  3. Frebis

    Frebis
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    339
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    2,503
    Bourbon Barrel Aged Sunday Morning Stout. Because at $19 for four of them it’s a fucking steal.
     
  4. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    951
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    22,746
    Location:
    London, Ontario
  5. Clutch

    Clutch
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    542
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,783
    Am I the only one here who forgot it was St. Patrick's day and had to wait half an hour in line at the liquor store today? I overheard a college kid say, "I don't really like Johnnie Walker, but I figured I should get something Irish."
     
  6. Improper

    Improper
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    129
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    470
    @Clutch. That's funny.

    I grabbed a mixed case of Harp and Guinness on Tuesday. I thought that I was well ahead of the demand curve, but still had a pint vodka buying pugilist with the wrong amount of cash gumming up the line. It happens.
     
  7. toytoy88

    toytoy88
    Expand Collapse
    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

    Reputation:
    1,264
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    8,763
    Location:
    The fucking desert. I hate the fucking desert.
    Fuck this day right in the ass with something horrifying.

    Work sucked. Once I got home I had a new Blu Ray I was looking forward to watching. I inserted it into my Play Station and it whirred. And whirred. And fucking whirred.

    Then it informed me I had to upgrade my encryption code to play the disk.

    Fuck you. My PS isn't hooked up to the internet. So I had to go online and buy another fucking blu ray player.

    I'm starting to understand what set Ted Kaczynski off.
     
  8. Puffman

    Puffman
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    147
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,462
    Location:
    Central California
    UMBC just beat Virginia in the south bracket opening round. This is the first time ever that a number 16 seed beat the number 1 seed in the history of either the men's or women's basketball tournament. My congratulations to the team and watching the game unfold turned my shitty day into one much less so. Now I think I might make the wife or kids fetch me a beer.
     
  9. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,309
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,150
    0 perfect brackets left in ESPN tournament challenge. That's never happened this early, either. Crazy.
     
  10. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,309
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,150
    Goddammit. Somebody help a brother out. The Google search results on my phone sucks balls. Everything is fucking sponsored content and I can't get the same stuff as my desktop. Usually I can work around it. Last night, after Virginia lost to UMBC, ESPN showed a hilarious image of Thomas Jefferson dropping a toaster in the bathtub he's sitting in. Anybody want to find that and post it here?
     
  11. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,309
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,150
    You guys suck. I hate all of you.
     
  12. Gravy

    Gravy
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    256
    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2012
    Messages:
    1,715
    Location:
    The void.
    Shit man here ya go
     
  13. Misanthropic

    Misanthropic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    413
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,258
    In about an hour we’ll have 30 people here, feasting on Shepherds pie with beef, shepherds pie with lamb, shepherds pie with both beef and lamb, Irish stew with beef, and Irish stew with lamb. Corned beef and cabbage is for amateurs.
     
  14. Revengeofthenerds

    Revengeofthenerds
    Expand Collapse
    ER Frequent Flyer Platinum Member

    Reputation:
    1,049
    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2011
    Messages:
    13,020
    I’m gonna eat some sauerkraut for you wanna be Irish fuckers.
     
  15. Improper

    Improper
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    129
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    470
    Happy Irish Christmas, all!

    I made Irish stew, because parsnips are legit tasty. Drinking half and halfs, ought to be a nice evening.
     
  16. greybeard

    greybeard
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    55
    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2009
    Messages:
    343
    Location:
    Perth Western Australia
    Traditional Shepherds pie is made with left over lamb from the Sunday roast mixed with gravy and covered with mashed potato. Not sure what sort of Shepherds that you have in USA but the usual run of Shepherd looked after sheep not cows. If they did then all of those old cowboy movies would have been called Shepherds movies and John Wayne would have had a whole other career.
     
  17. Misanthropic

    Misanthropic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    413
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,258
    I’ve never thought about that. Here in the US, or at least the northeast, it’s hard to find shepherds pie that is made with anything but beef. We’re the unusual ones using lamb, but it’s so much better.

    In other news, Jameson. And beer.
     
  18. Nettdata

    Nettdata
    Expand Collapse
    Mr. Toast

    Reputation:
    2,870
    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2006
    Messages:
    25,801
    I generally make my shepherd's pie with ground lamb, ground pork, and ground beef. I slowly brown it with a couple of Guiness so that it caramelizes the meat... it goes almost black. Fucking tasty.
     
  19. greybeard

    greybeard
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    55
    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2009
    Messages:
    343
    Location:
    Perth Western Australia
    Beef in the pie under the potato is what we'd call cottage pie. Or just plain potato pie. Probably just a regional thing but there can't be to many shepherds rounding up cows. There'd have to be a demarcation dispute
     
  20. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    951
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    22,746
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    A big T-Bone to grill tonight. It looks like carnivorous sex. All of you sans T-Bones are jealous.
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.