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St. John The Baptist (QUE) Drunk Thread! 6/22/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 22, 2012.

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  1. JWags

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    I could care less if she likes the Biebs, it was the completely vapid way she was talking about it like it was gold. But thanks for being a condescending dick Gravy. It was more a feeling of disappointment than "I'm not longer attracted to you".

    I admire every dude who can fight through 3 hours of inane conversation to bang a mindless chick. If I'm gonna dance with you for hours at a bar, thats one thing, but a party where conversation is the currency of flirtation, thats another story.
     
  2. FreeCorps

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    You dance at bars? I don't even know what's going on anymore.
     
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    You've never been to a bar with a dance floor?
     
  4. Gravy

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    My bad, I wasn't trying to be a dick. I was just speaking as a guy who has done plenty of the "find a minor flaw and amplify it in my head" business in the past.
     
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    Soooo...tonight promises to be boring as shit for me. Anybody else gonna be around doing a whole lotta nothin'?
     
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    If I am correct, Jwags works in Media, and a lot of those girls lean to be very boy focused. If one of their friends gets a boyfriend, they want to get a boyfriend. Follow that line of thinking up. I don't know if he's thinking about the fact the girl works in the office and would never date her due to her differentiating music tastes, you can fuck one girl in an office dominated by women and just walk away clean. There aren't a lot of cool easy going girls in this field you can hit and walk away from without something else happening.
     
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    No worries dude, I was more or less kidding anyways. We're arguing about how Bieber effects banging chicks, not something I carry grudges over.

    And "find a minor flaw and amplify it in my head" business? It was basically a cottage industry for me in HS, I know it well.
     
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    So here is my question: is not believing in dinosaurs or the scientific age of Earth a major or minor flaw?

    Over half of the dating pool in my region hangs in the balance.
     
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    Bang the belief into them. Done and done.
     
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    2 bottles of vodka, a 12 pack...

    Fuck this weekend in its ass
     
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    I guess when I think bar I think sports bar. If it has a dance floor i think more of a lounge or a club.
    Just semantics. I see what you mean. My bad.
     
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    I hear you. I use really broad terms referring to drinking establishments I guess. I think of lounges as places like hotel bars. And to me, a club is a full out nightclub: bouncer with a checklist, shiny shirts, house music, some sort of weird lighting scheme. Everything else, be it a sports bar, dive bar, or country bar, is a bar to me. Then again I also cut my bar teeth in college where almost every bar had a large dancefloor in the back that had an atmosphere that would be described as "clubby" if it wasn't in a college bar.
     
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    It would I suppose matter on the level of dumb you are dealing with. Faith is fine, crazy faith not so much.

    OR

    This could likely be dependent on whether they also disbelieve in swallowing and anal.

    Either that or just tell them if you don't have a threesome the evolutionists win.

    As they are moaning "OH god oh god oh god" just remind them that your name is actually Eric. (I don't care if that’s not your name that's neither here nor there, when they say "Sorry Eric" be straight faced and act indignant and ask "Who the fuck is Eric, What the hell, I thought we had something special" These actions should allow you to evaluate the dumbtitude levels)

    I really need a drink.

    Also keep in mind they can’t express thoughts and opinions with a mouth full of penis.
    My I seem angry today
     
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    I am watching Patrice O'Neal in the floor of my bedroom at my parent's house, like the loneliest sleepover in the history of boredom.
     
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    If they honestly don't believe in dinosaurs that's a dealbreaker. How will our kid wear this all the time if she doesn't think it exists?
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    Generally speaking, there are certain beliefs that seem to be indicative of more general fuckery. I suppose don't give a fuck whether they believe in dinosaurs per se, but it does make me question whether they can find their ass with two hands
     
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    At least I now know that no matter what I do, it will be more fun and less depressing than your night.
     
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    There are some of you that can't appreciate this. I feel sorry for you.



    And all I get is cheese / like I'm taking pictures
     
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    At some point beggers just can't be choosers.
     
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    So, um, I just got a Bullduino in the mail - because I signed up for this competition on a whim: <a class="postlink" href="http://creation.redbullusa.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://creation.redbullusa.com/</a>

    I have no idea what to do with it; the possibilities are endless!
     
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