Squirting

I feel like the ladies are just fucking with us now. 90 minutes of penetration? I get annoyed when it lasts more than 20. But then again I'm more of a frequency than severity guy.

 

I'm pretty sure she's referring to the entire sequence of events, foreplay included. Otherwise it's just ridiculous.

 

Ok, good someone else, i was really starting to question myself.

 

I'd just like to say that this is one of my favorite threads in a while. I love orgasm talk!

I can have multiple orgasms, but it doesn't happen often. If I do I'll have 2 or 3 right after each other. I don't know what I'd think about having dozens in an hour. I think it'd be a fun science experiment, but other than that I'm cool with my one or two. Can you imagine if guys could come over and over like that? Society would come to a screeching halt immediately.

 

I don't mean penetration the entire time. My poor pussy could not handle that. We switch with lots of oral, switching locations and positions, from the couch, to the bathroom sink to being bent over the bed. Not necessarily in that order.

While I am generally blessed in the orgasm department, sometimes there is just no way I am going to come. Like one out of 20 times.

 

I find oral/manual to be much more conducive to squirting than penetration.

It's so much easier to tease when you've got ten fingers and a tongue. Once you get used to a girl, you can bring her to the edge, then pull back. Nibble her thighs, drag your tongue over her lips, just softly kiss her clit; if she's worked up enough, these things will be insanely frustrating because it will build up the blood flow but won't allow any release. If you've really got enough time, you can work your way back up to her nipples and (other) lips, but I rarely do that because I'm scared of losing my momentum. By the third or fourth time you've edged her, she'll often be so desperate for release that a lot of the self-consciousness that prevents squirting will be gone. Plus the added blood flow will be more likely to swell the Skrene's gland and create a more...explosive situation.

My $0.02, if you're interested in squirting, you're better off with your fingers/tongue/toy than just going porn-style jackhammer and waiting for her to explode like Cytheria.

 

Hitachi Magic Wand - if you can't have multiple orgasms, or you can't squirt? Try one out. Consider rubber backed sheets.

You're welcome.

 

I was given two ears because listening is twice as important as talking. That means I'm shutting the fuck up and taking notes. I don't give a damn what any man says about his prowess or his technique, if there is any room for improvement on my end, I'm all ears.

 

Since this has turned into a how to cum thread, I'll share something else.

Multi stimulus is important for some women to cum. If my nipples are getting sucked or twisted whils getting eaten out or fucked, my orgasm is twice as good. If you nibble on my neck while twisting my nipples and fucking me, SCORE.


Find out what she likes and work out some combinations. You'll find some magic tricks.

 

My girl likes having a pint rested on her back and being shagged briskly during an HIMYM ad break. Sometimes I mix it up and it's a schooner, or can.

If she squirted it would just add another item to her "things that need cleanin around here" list

Rockstar.

 

It was implied by rep that this has the added benefit of being 'discrete' because it's sold as a massager... The lube that I like at the moment implies from the label that it can also be used as massage oil. It's clearly lube - the only people who believe that it's massage oil are the incredibly naive. The only people who see a Hitachi and think 'oh, it must be a massager with no sexual context' are sheltered and naive. They aren't at all discrete. But they are awesome.

 

Maybe not discrete to you since you probably look at everything and think about how it can be used in a sexual manner, but when my husband's naive 16 year old home schooled niece housesits for us and rifles through the drawers like I know that she will do, I don't think she will question coming across a "massager" if it is in the box and labeled as such. My muscles do get sore and tired, you know.

Nobody else would ever see it.

 

The real problem with this is that if she thinks it is just a massager she might decide to use it as such.

 

Somebody remind me to rub that thing down with peroxide before my next vacation please.

 

And unless you want to find out she has herpes the hard way you'll rub it down with more H2O2 when you get back.

 

Love this thread...since we're on the topic of orgasms, I had a woman tell me "Everyone woman has had to fake an orgasm with a guy." Have you ladies faked it or just honestly told the guy "I didn't come, and I'm not going to."

Also, going back to the statistics about women orgasm, not sure of the source but I read the 80% orgasm number was contingent on 20 minutes of foreplay. It went something like "80% of women orgasm when participating in 20 minutes or more foreplay" and "80% of women don't orgasm when participating in 20 minutes or less." Anything factor into that ladies? Are you just as likely to orgasm if he just jumps you, spits on it and goes in or does there need to be x amount of foreplay?

 

I have faked it and I've been honest about saying it's just not going to happen. Faking it is nicer sometimes...

Foreplay does matter, I haven't actually timed it but the wetter I get, the better it'll be.

 

I'll admit it, I have faked it. Sometimes is just isn't going to happen no matter what goes on, so if it takes a couple of well placed "ohs" and "ahs" to make him feel like a sexual superman, then I see no problem with it. Is it deceptive? Sure, but I don't see it as much different than a guying saying "hey you look great" when his date doesn't to keep her from going and changing her outfit again. I don't do it often, but I have done it.

And to answer the second question, I need foreplay. I guess I am in the vast minority of TiB (but in 2/3 or women according to Nom's stats) in that I can't orgasm from penetration. Sure it feels good, but to finish me off, imma need a little bit more

 

I've faked it, but I've also said, "Hey it's not gonna happen this time." I'm more of a fan of being honest; I tended to fake it more when I was younger. And, I'm not sure if I could really fool my boyfriend. I think he would feel the fakeage immediately.

At least 20 minutes of foreplay? That sounds really long. I'm not a big fan of extended foreplay. After the ball's rolling I want to get down to the main event. I'd rather have sex 3 or 4 times than one lengthy session of foreplay and sex.

 

I've faked it before, and yes I am a guy. It was in college and I was getting the roughest hand job ever. I was hammered and even then it hurt like hell. It felt like someone was taking sand paper and rubbing it on my cock. I really couldn't take the pain anymore, so instead of offering pointers to the girl (which I should have done), I decided to grab a towel and fake it.