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Squirting

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, Jun 8, 2011.

  1. madamsquirrel

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    Based on his post I am now very concerned that Kubla Kahn may be my ex-husband.
     
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    I've been with two squirters. I think it is awesome, and enjoy porn with squirters even though I know most of squirting in porn is fake.

    The first girl was an orgasm at will type, but I had no warning beforehand. I thought it was awesome when it happened.

    The second girl only squirted rarely, and only when she was really into it. We had flirted for the better part of a few years, and when we finally got busy, she squirted and twitched. Fucking awesome.
     
  3. bewildered

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    Yes, it is real. I've done it, but it is not a regular occurance.

    In my experience, like someone else mentioned, it is about being relaxed and having a gradual build up. It's almost like plain water. It has no scent or color and is not viscous at all.
     
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    It's happened once, on accident. I'm not sure how I got to that point or if I could again. It was like water gushing from a fire hydrant everywhere. My boyfriend at the time started freaking out because he thought I was peeing all over the sheets. It went through the sheets onto the mattress. He was not amused.
     
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    Oh and I meant to mention this: Every time I hear about "squirting," it is either mentioned or understood that the women was having an orgasm....which is not true in my case.
     
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    Workin on it right now.

    I'll be here all night, try the veal.
     
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    Seen a few in my day, but one of my random one-nighters scared the living piss out of me. What a surprise freak show, like a spilled tanker truck all over the bed. Of course, me with the smooth lines: "Did your water break? You haven't been honest with me."
     
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    You've got to elaborate on that one. That's almost worse than "I have something great to tell you. Wait...I'll tell you later."

    As for me, never was a squirter but always intrigued. From what all the articles, conversations, videos I've encountered, apparently you feel like you need to pee and just need to let go. I've certainly gotten to that point but once I recognize the moment, I totally hold back. Maybe I'm too control freaky? Who knows? But what I do know is that I'm totally in my sexual prime, so if it's going to happen, it's going to happen soon. Just once...really, body, just once. Please?
     
  9. scotchcrotch

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    You're supposed to swallow.



    Sorry ladies, the man is supposed to do the squirting. Going down on you and getting hit like a Peter North victim disgusts me to no end.
     
  10. TX.

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    Nor mine. At that point (I was young...like 19 or 20) I hadn't had an orgasm during sex. At the time I assumed that's what happened. Fast forward to a few years later with a different guy...and I had an orgasm for the first time with a dude. It was nothing like squirting and a million times better. My first boyfriend sucked.
     
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    Dated a girl my sophomore year in college that was a squirter. God bless her heart. As soon as she coyly mentioned it I pounced on her because I had to see it. I threw some towels down and went at it. I knew it wasn't piss because she could do it about 4 or 5 times every 2-3 minutes before she wore out. I thought it was hot because she actually came along with them and good to know she's not faking it.


    Only draw back is unless we were doing missionary and I was at the perfect height, angle, and speed, she couldn't come with me inside of her, I'd always have to pull out. Kinda made fucking random places hard though because I'd either have to take the blame for pissing on myself or embarrass her for squirting on me.

    I met one other girl that claimed she squirt, but I never believe it until I see it.
     
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    What's your record?? Mr P. has given me fifteen in two hours. He lasts FOREVER and I'm multiorgasmic, it works.

    It's odd, I have squirted a couple of times but nothing consistant and not enough to ruin the sheets.
     
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    I actually had to think whether I was going to post this in public or not. I don't really like announcing this kind of thing. However, I decided fuck it, why not.

    My record is 100 times in one hour. That was for oral sex only. When I say that I am extremely, multi-orgasmic, I fucking mean it. I can orgasm from oral sex and penetration. If I only orgasm 15 times in two hours, something is mad, crazy, wrong. I haven't decided whether being like this is a blessing or a curse. I see it as a blessing, because statistice show only 1/3 of women have had an orgasm. I know women that are in their 40s that have never had an orgasm. I see it as a curse, because 90% of the time when I have this conversation with a guy, it does not go well. They either say that it is bullshit, that it is not possible; or they see it as a challenge.

    Yes, there are plenty of women like me out there. When I "discovered" that I was capable of this it kind of freaked me out, so I had to investigate. I found out that Oprah interviewed a women that could orgasm like this. I know of one other woman through a friend, that the most she orgasmed was 40 times.
     
  14. Nom Chompsky

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    About 1/3 of woman can come from penetration ALONE. Way more than that have had orgasms manually, orally, or with a toy, etc.
     
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    You're a fountain of information on the subject.

    As such, I've promoted you:
     

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    I never said whether they could or could not. I said that they HAVEN'T.
     
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    And I'm saying that that number is way, way off. About 85-90% of women have had an orgasm.

    I told myself I wouldn't cry.
     
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    There is no way in hell. I am the only female in my entire family that has had an orgasm. There is no way that 85%-90% of the entire female population has had an orgasm. Are we also talking about the cultures out there that don't give a damn about female pleasure? You are dead wrong sir.
     
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    Masturbation: it just works.
     
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    Your anecdotal evidence is rock solid. I am also impressed by your intimate knowledge of what your family has done with their vaginas.