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Spring Break/St Pats WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Mar 1, 2012.

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  1. zyron

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    There defense was, if I gave you a marble you couldn't shoot it as well. I said if I had practiced shooting with it my entire life like a basketball I would never miss. They thought it was easier for a larger object to fit in a hole than a smaller one (that's what she said).
     
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    So THIS is why I'm such a mediocre lay. I knew there had to be a reason!
     
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    I'm not ashamed to say I would absolutely bang the UConn Women's current starting PG.

    I heart you Caroline Doty
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    Yep, it was Nicole Wolff. I think class of '05 or something? She wound up being heavily recruited out of hs but had some injuries.

    Anyway, we use a men's ball, of course.
     
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    That's Alison Brie.

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    What about Meghan Gardler?
     

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    Lets gooo spring break at killington. Shred like lettuce. And it starts on st. patty's day. Anyone know how easy it is to pass a fake on an airline?
     
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    Nah, that would be disrespectful. Gotta have some kind of values, right?
     
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    Man, I went to this queer dance party with my friend with the intention of finally hooking up with a girl without there being another guy present, and it failed miserably.

    First of all, it was chock full of bulldykes, and that ain't my style. I just want to be a porn lesbian. I was the only girl in the bar wearing a dress (the debut of which was my second main motivation to go out), and maybe one of 10 that didn't have a pixie cut and/or undercut. I think I may have stood out as a mostly-intruder.

    Secondly, everyone assumed I was in a relationship with my friend anyway, including the bartender - who put all of our drinks on my tab - and the party photographer, who kept taking our picture because we "looked so cute together." Bah.

    Thankfully, the $5 Jameson and ginger ale special - which is one of my favorite drinks ever - and mostly good music made up for it. But I feel thwarted. Which isn't really the right word for this situation, but I felt like using it anyway.
     
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    There's two main pubs in my area. One you have to line up for 20 minutes to get your beer, and it plays shit music. The other one you don't have to line up at all, and the footy will be on. Both have lots of hot girls. My friends always pick the shit option. Fuck them
     
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    Have you considered fucking your friend?
     
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    She has a girlfriend, but the more important thing is that I don't like to sleep with my friends. I have slept with both female and male friends, but they were a very specific type of person and friendship where I thought it wouldn't affect anything, and it hasn't.
     
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    I feel like you're overthinking this, with the going to queer parties and such.
     
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    Know what's better than getting bailed on 30mins before you're supposed to get together? Getting bailed on 30mins after you're supposed to get together.
     
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    Did you forget to log in as Ghetto before you posted this?
     
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    Elaborate.

    Is going to a party where I'd eliminate the guesswork of how open a girl would be to sleeping with another girl not be a good way to do this? Because if I'm at a regular bar and I'm not entirely sure if we're flirting or just talking then I just get fucking awkward and fail.

    Yes, I do consider you a good and trustworthy source of advice for this.

    If I have to wait a few weeks to steal Double you tee eff's fiance, then FINE.
     
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    I dunno, I feel like queer parties can feel very insular and cut-off. You're probably better off going to a regular party thrown by somebody who happens to have queer friends. Maybe a house party thrown by the friend you went with? It might alleviate some of the pressure of "this is queer night" and you can just get to know a few cool, open-minded people.

    You could also probably go online, depending on what you're looking for. Heck, I bet there's a lady or two lurking this thread right now that wouldn't mind a sip of your juicebox.
     
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    Yeah, it didn't seem like the type of event where people went to meet other people, but more to celebrate being around people you knew were like you.

    Holla at me.
     
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    Ms. Monroe,

    Pride Week in a southern coastal city is what you're looking for. Wear your pretty dress, head towards a lady rugby team, and then fight off the ones you don't want. Your juicebox will be...um...yeah, I don't like that metaphor. You'll get laid, dear. A lot. Trust.

    Sincerely,
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