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Splish Splosh goes the cock, then the party must stop

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by dubyu tee eff, Jul 8, 2010.

  1. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Pop star Ke$ha apparently has had a photo leaked of her covered in cum. A source confirming it's validity: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.mtv.co.uk/artists/kesha/news/229772-keha-naked" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.mtv.co.uk/artists/kesha/news ... keha-naked</a>

    Focus: What is your favorite scandal ever? Plead your case. Maybe once the thread has run its course we can add a poll and select a winner. Any and all time period allowed.

    Alt Focus: Discuss how fucking funny and fitting this is.

    Alt Focus 2: What are your thoughts on sending people pictures of yourself in compromising positions, in which you are easily identifiable? It seems every month some celebrity has a photo or sex tape leak. When will these people learn?

    (Also, how awesome is my thread title? I'm proud of that one)
     
  2. downndirty

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    I propose that we recognize her effort to absorb semen as the most valued contribution this woman has given human kind.
     
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    What else would this be good for?
     
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    Another picture of Ke$ha giving head?
     
  5. Veovis

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    Since the fact that every pop star learned years ago that if they want to boost sales they simply need to "get caught" with 4 dicks and a chiuaua wedged into some oriface, therefore most of those don't suprise me at all.

    As for letting pictures of me in compromising positions occur. Nope. Now is playing mini golf while camping drunk compromising? well, ok, but pictures of me having some sort of extramarital olympics on film for my wife to find, is simply, at all levels, really fucking dumb. It's the same reason you don't bang your wifes sister, or cousin or anyone who has ever met your wife.....you will get caught. I love my wife and won't ever cheat, but jeez people are dumb about it and allow so much photo and video evidence.

    When you are at that bahelor party and that one guy pulls out a camera or video camera, smash it and him, it's just not right.

    And you can have a cookie for the title.

    And the fact of this is funny I guess, when artistically stating you really are a cum dumster sells some more albums. (i mean album)
     
  6. skyello

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    I wonder if the dude who came on her tits looked like Mick Jagger?

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    I mean, that's a sex tape I could watch.
     
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    So a relatively young woman made the mistake of letting someone else have control of a compromising picture. This isn't surprising or uncommon, though clearly kinda dumb. That the young woman took a load of cum is also not particularly surprising, uncommon, or shameful.

    So what's the big deal? Why rag on her so much for it? I appreciate good celebrity porn as much as anyone, but this isn't her caught doing something wrong or unusual. She had sex of some sort. Good for her. Unless people think that shooting your load on a woman's stomach/chest is perverted and wrong and to be ashamed of? In which case there's a lot of self-reflection that should probably take place based on all the stories people have written on this message board.
     
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    But they can't cum on our tits unless they look like Mick Jagger"


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    Pretty much anything that happens to Lindsay Lohan is hilarious to me. Apparently she showed up to court the other day with "FUCK YOU" painted on her fingernails. Genious.
     
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    FOCUS: My favorite scandal is just because of the random nature of it combining all the elements of a great scandal. Homosexuality, sex acts in public, drug addiction, and a professional athlete. Have we guessed yet? Yes, it's the dirty bird himself, Jamaal Anderson. Arrested with some dude in a bathroom stall, immediate allegations of homosexuality, and accounts began popping up. The cops were covering that they walked in on him knobbing the guy. People all of a sudden realized, 'that fag was hitting on me.' Deadspin and all the other non-mainstream news sources had a field day with it.
     
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    No dude. Nobody gives a shit about the girl. It's the fact that the dude that came all over her didn't finish with a creampie. ALWAYS creampie.
     
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    That picture isn't even a little bit hot. Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Jeremy Renner from The Hurt Locker?
     

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    I am always giddy with glee when a fundamentalist Christian that denounces homosexuality as the ultimate sin is caught with his pants down and a cock in his ass. That's always a favorite scandal and induces many grins of vindication. Who's going to perish in a fiery lake of hell now, you fuck?
     
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    I definitely start giggling when fundamentalist religious people get caught in sex scandals. It doesn't even have to be a gay scandal for it to be entertaining.

    The Bill O'Reily sexual harassment lawsuit gave me a lot of laughs, especially mixing up a loofah with a falafel while trying to be "sexy" in his messages. His attempt to sound sexy is so completely creepy sounding.



    also staying with the parodies, this one amused me

     
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    Let me spray a load all over your luscious teenage daughter's, loyal girlfriend's, or doting wife's face*. Yup, nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed about, right? Just a girl enjoying her sexuality.

    Let's be real here instead of jerking ourselves off on how progressive and feministic we are. A girl's reputation hinges on her perceived sluttiness or lack thereof, for both economic reasons (no male wants to figuratively pay for something he can get for free) and evolutionary (greater confidence in past, present, and future paternity with cleaner female sexual history, to say the least).

    *"You" in the general sense, not you specifically.
     
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    Calling it "kinda dumb" would be like calling the earthquakes in Haiti "kinda significant". It is so painfully moronic for any star to have pictures taken of her glazed over with cum, how does she manage to avoid wetting herself?

    It's one thing when it's a naked picture, but with man-goo all over her? That's plain disgusting, and does nothing for her popularity.

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    I recently read about the Fatty Arbuckle murder case. Briefly, one of the most famous actors and comedians in the world in the 1920s was accused of raping and murdering a woman at a crazy booze party during Prohibition.

    While there was no 24/7 news media back then, there were also far fewer celebrities and significant events, meaning less competition. Arbuckle was in the prime of his career and recognized the world over.

    It was like the OJ Simpson trial, except if rape was involved, Simpson was ten times as famous, and still playing and recording amazing rushing totals.
     
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    I was going to say Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee's sex tape was my favorite scandal, but this is better.

    As for compromising pictures of myself, there are none. The closest I have is a fully-clothed girl-on-girl lap dance which is obviously in jest and a few cleavage pictures.
     
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    Dude, what the hell are you talking about? Those examples are problematic because they would be statutory rape, infidelity, or adultery - none of which apply to this Kesha situation, or just a woman taking a cum bath in general. I agree with silway, it isn't a big deal.


    Dude, what the hell are you talking about? Some people actually ARE progressive and feministic. Just because YOU are a misogynist dinosaur rambling incoherently about evolutionary psychology, doesn't mean that anyone else isn't "being real."
     
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    Stop spelling her name wrong, it's "Ke$ha". The "$" stands for money shot.

    Back in my day, talentless pop singing whores had to look hot, or at the very least be fit. Ke$ha provides none of this.

    I predict the next scandal involves Justin Bieber or "The Bieb" as he gets caught in a rendezvous with a priest or two. Good luck getting that out of your hair, kid.
     
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    Wasn't that reason Al Gore invented the internet? So we could look at chicks working on getting and receiving loads of cum?