Don't blame me; I'm just responding to that Canuckistanian who decided to stop fellating polar bears on stage for long enough to troll this forum. I don't know why he hasn't been banned. For the record though, he's right that I can't come from blowjobs. The closest I ever came was from a self-administered BravoJuliet, and I don't think that counts.
Are women still spitting? I hope whoever shes a lonely cat lady somewhere. I've had one spitter in my entire life and she wasn't overly dramatic about it. I was annoyed one time when after giving me road head she spit/blurpped it out all over the the side of my car. She could have just been a classy girl and spit it into my Gatorade piss jug.
Rule 34: Sweet Tea porn. NSFW http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=6dftp-S354- Just .. gotta.. keep the thread on track. Ya know?
Okay, why the fuck isn't this guy banned? I've been banned for less. We all know this isn't the real Ballsack. Hello, moderators! God, you're just like cops: always there when you don't want them, and never around when you need them. Oh, and just to keep this on topic, I found out there is a married woman who wants to taste my cum.
I see I've arrived at an untimely point in this thread but I'll continue.. If a girl swallows my nut then you won't see me complaining, in fact I'll probably be grinning ear to ear. Spitting isn't exactly a huge turn off to me, it's what the lady is into and I won't call her out on it but it does take away a bit of the intimacy/ guy&girl connection that I think was mentioned earlier in the thread.
First of all, thank you TiB for making me laugh after a long, craptacular day. I needed it. I'm not so sure I'm down with my cum being dribbled on me afterwards. It would mean more of a mess on me; if I'm in a hurry, I'd have to wash Big Sam & The Twins a little longer, and that can cut into a man's post-sex schedule. I will say, I'm a fan of finishing myself off & shooting it onto her face and/or tits. Also, a girl tittyfucking you and sucking is pretty potent stuff. God bless girls with big titties. And small titties, too. They just have a harder time doing the tittyfuck/dicksuck deal.
Put me on the side of not understanding the notion of spitting. Cum isn't the loveliest thing to hold in your mouth, but it's pretty gross to imagine holding it in your mouth while you flail and sputter around trying to find an appropriate place to spit. I also just think about how utterly pissed I would be if a dude was going to town and decided to move right as I was about to get off; I'm pretty sure at least one black eye would ensue.
Cum should be swallowed. Almost always. Put it on my face, on my tits, on my tummy. Cover my ass cheeks in it, shoot it in/on another girl's naughty bits, in another boy's mouth, it will end up in my mouth at some point, and I will INSIST on it. The only exception to this rule is when it's been left in someone's most dark orifice. mmmmmm, man seed. Then again, I'm a pervert.
I think I also missed this boat, but a girl I occasionally date goes past spitting. She just won't finish the job. If she goes down on me she asks that I tell her before I come so she can stop and finish me off with her hand and a tissue. She's gone down on me only once, because fuck that waste of time, I'm not letting it happen again. She also has many food hang ups, so +1 to all who've mentioned that an unwillingness to swallow indicates other non-sexual prudery. Conversely, I go down on her more than any girl in my past. I must be atoning for some of the bad karma I built up in my college frat-boy asshole days.
I couldn'tve said it better myself. I do feel, though, that spitters must've had entirely different sexual experiences than I'm familiar with. When I first started giving BJ's, I was either in my parent's house or his parent's house--spitting meant potentially walking past adults with a mouthful of semen on my way to the bathroom. What if someone talked to me? What would I do? Swallowing was just the more prudent option. Same with cars--if you're going parking, where is the nearest place to spit it out? Nowhere. By the time I started having sex in my own apartment, my familiarity with swallowing was well-established. Spitting requires time and privacy, whereas swallowing can be furtive and quick.
Don't really care on the spitting vs. swallowing. Based on my extensive porn viewing career, however, I have learned to loudly cheer my girl on. By doing this, I gain a measure of self-worth and the illusion of control. Unfortunately, "Spit in that nearby kleenex!" just doesn't have the same ring to it as "Swallow that fucking load!"
He's funnier than you. Which isn't saying much. But still - he's at least got a direction that could go somewhere. I'm personally curious to see how long it'll take him going after the world's easiest target before he finds some actual comedy.