I was recently involved in a funeral. A friend of mine acted as an intermediary between the family and the funeral home / church for the planning and execution of the funeral, and this entailed a lot of talking on the phone with and e-mailing the funeral director. Well, I was talking with her again last night, and she told me about an e-mail she received from the funeral director after the funeral was completed. He had asked her out. Nevermind that the guy lives something like 6 hours away, who the fuck asks someone out after you've just planned a funeral together? Focus: What's the creepiest circumstances under which someone has hit on you / asked you out? Anti-focus: Most unusual circumstances you've successfully hooked up with / asked someone out.