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So... first time huh?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Aetius, Aug 24, 2010.

  1. JoeCanada

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    I am 23 and I've never bought an onion.
     
  2. Ton80

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    Whoa whoa whoa, you got hammered at 3 years old?
     
  3. Frank

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    Yeah, went to a diner with the parents, my dad ordered a bloody mary and I ordered a ginger ale. They must have put the vodka in my drink because my dad said his tasted very weak. I started acting drunk so my mom brought me to the hospital where they confirmed I was shitfaced and pumped my stomach.

    From that day on until I was about 16 or 17 my mom tasted every single drink I got at a restaurant just in case... that was kinda awkward.

    The hilarious thing is the ONE TIME she didn't taste my drink is when my uncle bought me a 'virgin' mud slide. The bartender thought he was joking when he said no alcohol and made it extra strong. Despite her best efforts I was destined to become heavy drinker.
     
  4. toddamus

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    Firs time geting drunk: 18 (I never drank when I was in high school because my mom is a raging alcoholic who I am sure will be on cops one day), however once I got to college any apprehensions I had about booze were gone.
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    Firs time
     
  5. KillaKam

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    first time losing my V-card:20

    I also can't say I've ever been in a serious relationship, although I did get married at 21...it ended within 7 months or so. Do I consider that serious?....hell no.
     
  6. carl24

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    Something similar happened to me when I was two. It was a big family picnic outside and at some point, the adults must have lost track of me. Apparently I was spotted going from seat to seat, taking swigs out of half empty/near empty cans that I suppose I thought were soda, but turned out to be beer. Luckily I was caught pretty early, it seems, and it was not too severe to the point of being hammered as you were. Never the less, I was tipsy according to mother.

    Anyways, on with the focus:

    -I am 25 and still do not have a drivers license, but this is common in China and public transportation, even in the city I am, is very good. In most larger cities, it is near perfect as far as I am concerned.
    -I don't think my first kiss came until I was 20
    -Sex, 20 as well
    -In fact, a lot happened to me when I was 20, also my first BJ.
    -As well as my First "relationship." When I was 20. Thanks...um first gf.
    -First really serious relationship (3.5 years) came when I was 21
    -First time outside of my country came when I was 20. I feel that is kind of late.
    -I did not leave my discman until I was 24, just last September. I finally have entered the 21st century and have an mp3 player (Ipod).
     
  7. Slambrarian

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    3 weeks ago my co-worker ate a peach for the first time. She is 32 and has lived her entire life in South Jersey - the land of peaches. But, she is a bit odd.

    As for me, I've never smoked a cigarette (I'm 34) and I got drunk for the first time about a month before my 21st birthday - the last out of all of my friends. Oh, and I have never had a one night stand, I am a lady.