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SNOWWW DAAAATTTTT (drunk thread)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Mar 8, 2013.

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  1. GTE

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    "Hangover"?
     
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    What is that?
     
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    I wish this bitch would just ask for the kid's menu of my food. She keeps getting samples of food from the guys I cook for and jizzing everywhere about how good it is, and then emailing me for recipes. I'm about to introduce the Bitch Menu, which has pussy portions for half the price. I wonder if my clientele base would increase.
     
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    Heh, well, that was not the point of the story . . . but, no, not that night. She passed out next to me in the bed. What am I saying - there was no point to that story. But, I did "put it in the ditch" a few weeks later. And, not the car. And, actually, her friend wanted to put me in the Golden Gondola club on our way back down from work at the restaurant on the slopes once. But, I was too shy to do it in broad daylight with other people on the gondola.
     
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    Beers and pong time. Lets see if I can avoid the hangover of round two.
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://izismile.com/2013/03/08/porn_stars_before_and_after_their_makeup_makeover_93_pics.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://izismile.com/2013/03/08/porn_sta ... _pics.html</a>

    Jesus Christ, my balls are wailing.
     
  7. audreymonroe

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    I want to know what I'd look like after porn-makeup-artist makeup so badly now.

    The power of makeup freaks me the fuck out sometimes, but I think it would be fun to be really good at it.
     
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    Some of them are pretty without makeup, but I wonder why most of them consented to being photographed and shattering the illusion. The condition of their skin makes me cringe.
     
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    Jesus, it is the Faces of Meth with make up. But not surprising, most porn stars have substance abuse problems I bet.
     
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    I hate parents who take their kids to the pub from both a working and recreational viewpoint.
     
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    This shit makes me happy.

     
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    Ok, I'll bite. Which one of these women is pretty without makeup? Because I scrolled through all of them, and I would say about 1/12 is "pretty" or "not fugly", and compared to some of them "doesn't have visible facial damage from an incident with a railroad tie, a bucket of nails and four lonely wolves".
     
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    Went all the way to Haiti and I didn't get mugged or murdered. Not a bad week.
     
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    I'd say a good few of the younger ones look perfectly acceptable without makeup, if we exclude the entire section of "random tatted up streetwalkers I've never heard of (even though I look at a LOT of pornography) who are apparently catering to the paedophile ink fetishist market". For some reason, it appears to be a large section.


    Also, we're talking about girls who are COMPLETELY without makeup here. Not even a touch of foundation, no nada. 99% of the girls who say they're "not wearing makeup" at any given time are lying.
     
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    Majority of those girls I have no problem with them at all. You know the saying though, you can polish a turd all you like it's still a fucking turd.
     
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    Holy crap some of these girls look like straight up cavemen without 3 inches of foundation. Porn studios must have scouts in the trailer parks across the country. I am fascinated. I don't know anybody that looks like an entirely different person without make-up. Each one of these gals is indistinguishable from their movies. Pretty sure I'd recognize more of them if they were bent over with a plug stuck in their butt.

    Did the photographer catch you mid fart? I want to finance her trip to the detox center.

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    Mariah Mars (who the fuck is this?) looks better without the make up. She looks like a fucking idiot made up like Marilyn Monwhore. The only fresh faced girl and she ruins it.

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    I couldn't get off to this woman (pre- and post-makeup) if I tried. She's like a clown gone wrong. Jesus, my pussy just went drier than Death Valley.
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    This one's purdy:

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    Also, Nikki Benz looks pretty darn good considering she's been in the business a decade and is in her 30s.
     
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    I actually thinks she's cuter without makeup, I love the freckles. She looks really good with the makeup as well, but more hot than cute. I thought several of the girls looked pretty good without makeup.
     
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    On the topic of make-up, TiBettes do you hate it as much as 90% of women do when a man walks in on them putting on make-up? Some women DO NOT like that. Like walking backstage when the magician is shoving the pigeons up his sleeves.
     
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