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Smells like dick in here... Gym Shower/Locker room etiquette

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by kuhjäger, Nov 11, 2010.

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  1. Clutch

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    What's the worst that could happen? Assuming they have no issue with talking to you while naked, they might not have an issue fighting you while naked. Now you have a very real, very serious problem.

    Moral of the story: be polite to naked sociopaths
     
    #61 Clutch, Nov 14, 2010
  2. Crown Royal

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    I want to kick every guy in their puckered testicle flesh every time I see I guy showering without shower sandals on. If you really knew how gross that is and what you're doing to your feet walking around on a locker and shower room covered in God knows what, you'd throw up. WEAR FUCKING SHOWER SHOES, PEOPLE.

    Another thing: all gyms must now have change rooms for people over 50, so I can still eat my wife's cooking when I get home. Do they make the benches in men's locker rooms that high on purpose? Hell yeah, Sexy Beast. Thanks for rubbing your thighs down commando with A535 five feet away from my disgusted ass. If you need me I'll be out back strangling puppies to push out the memories.
     
    #62 Crown Royal, Nov 14, 2010
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    Really?

    You, of all people, feel justified in calling everyone else "closet fags"?

    I mean, the amount of cognitive dissonance it must take to write something like that is almost unfathomable. It boggles the mind.
     
    #63 Binary, Nov 16, 2010
  4. lhprop1

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    Let's just say that when Ballsack is in the locker room, no one dares to let their hair brush out of their sight.
     
    #64 lhprop1, Nov 16, 2010
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    Oh, this is quaint. Red dot from ballsack:

    Seriously, a good therapist would have a freakin' field day here.
     
    #65 Binary, Nov 16, 2010
  6. shegirl

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    I find this entire thread hilarious because, we get to see boobies. WIN!
     
    #66 shegirl, Nov 16, 2010
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    Um, what did I miss?
     
    #67 lhprop1, Nov 16, 2010
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    I guess if moobies are your thing, nothing.
     
    #68 shegirl, Nov 16, 2010
  9. Frank

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    I misread that too, thinking she meant we got to see boobies in this thread, but she just meant women get to see boobies in locker rooms whereas men have to look at 60 year old dick.

    Getting our hopes high for nothing, the bitch.
     
    #69 Frank, Nov 16, 2010
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    Frank is correct......on all counts.
     
    #70 shegirl, Nov 16, 2010
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    Not true. I see plenty of moobies in my locker room.
     
    #71 Maltob14, Nov 16, 2010
  12. shegirl

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    I wasn't talking about your own.
     
    #72 shegirl, Nov 16, 2010
  13. Rush-O-Matic

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    I think we have more of a need of the Analyst / Therapist combo, or Analrapist. Paging Dr. Fünke!
     
    #73 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 16, 2010
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