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Silly Billy Pilgrim, Weekend Drunk Thread 9/28/12-9/30/07

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Sep 28, 2012.

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  1. Gravy

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    Did you just say that Frylock has a fat ass?
     
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    Like that's a big secret.
     
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    My Latin's more than a bit rusty, but is that, "Smells like a rat, must be a rat"?
     
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    Close.
     
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    And for the record, I don't think I'm the best thing since sliced bread Gravitas. Jesus effing christ. This isn't about her not worshipping the ground I walk on or her thinking I'm the funniest/coolest/person in the world. Man you guys take shit too seriously, it's just the internet...but this situation is real though.

    We started doing trivia every Wednesday and we're going to be doing it for the foreseeable future. The team is comprised of guys and girls. I and the other people of the team would think that given that situation, she would try and get to know his friends and people she'll be seeing basically every Wednesday if not a few other times. Nope. She acts like she couldn't give a fuck about who we are. Hasn't asked about what we do, where we're from or anything. She is constantly doing something on her phone, that obviously is WAY more important than talking to the 4-5 people (not including Mike) sitting at a table with her at a bar. We ask her questions about her and we get baseline answers that don't lead to conversation. We're doing bar trivia, its about getting out, drinking and making friends, we aren't doing this for serious competition.

    When you start dating someone, you should get to know their friends (plural, not just me), because that is a part of who they are also. Not missing the fact you're going to be in the same place as these people in multiple social situations. I'm actually concerned that she is going to turn into some crazy bitch and fuck with him. He doesn't handle this stuff too well.
     
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    Nope.

    When you start dating someone you start dating someone. You aren't dating their friends and you have no obligation to make small talk. Maybe she doesn't like any of you and is hanging around because she does like your friend that much. That would make her a pretty goddamned good girlfriend if you ask me.

    Also, and I can't emphasize this enough, it is none of your business.
     
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    I know that you say she is not shy, but I think you may be wrong about that. Some people when they feel awkward fiddle with things. Smart phones are the best/worst thing to ever happen to a shy fiddler. I know that when I am feeling slightly uncomfortable in a social situation I find a way to distract myself, hmmm, wonder what is going on with facebook. Some people are just slower to open up to new people than others so I would give her time and keep chipping away at her even if it seems to you that she isn't engaging in a conversation. To me, that person is a hell of a lot less annoying than the "OMG LET'S BE BESTIES" after one meeting type of person.
     
  9. The Village Idiot

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    I respectfully disagree. When I was younger, I figured as long as I like her, and she likes me, the rest of it doesn't matter and is none of my business. Now that I've gotten older, how a potential mate gets along with my friends and family, and how I get along with hers, matters a hell of a lot. I'm lucky, I like my wife's family and friends. She likes mine. If I see a friend dating someone that I think is awful, I generally won't say anything in the short term. Maybe it's a convenience/sex/companionship/killing time type of situation, in which case, he'll figure it out, or already is looking for something else.

    Maybe having had a couple of friends that ended up marrying a couple of bitches/assholes - and the subsequent 'Why didn't you guys tell me he/she was a bitch/asshole' has convinced me that sometimes being a true friend means telling the hard truth - and I don't mean the whole 'well, I'm being insulting because I"m 'keeping it real' bullshit - but a more heart to heart with the friend about your concerns.

    Friends know you better than yourself sometimes, especially when you're younger. Plus, when the hormones are rushing, your objective view of things is skewed.

    And sometimes, it's not that the other person is a bitch/dick - sometimes you have two really great people that just bring out the worst in each other.
     
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    In my experience that sentence is uttered by people in pain seeking to shift the blame for a situation away from themselves or the person they're still pining for. I have never even heard of a situation where one friend told another "Dude, I'm worried about you dating X, she seems like she's going to make you unhappy for ABC reasons" and it actually did anything but strain the friendship.

    When your friend dates someone who sucks, you can maybe mention that you're not a big fan of them, if asked why you're not super excited to hang out with her all the time, but even that's treacherous and ultimately all you can do is wait it out. And if they never come to their senses? Oh well, maybe your friend sees something you don't. But stay out of it, it's a no-win situation.
     
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    Bar car on a train. How and why did this ever fall out of fashion? There should be bars and restaurants on all forms of transportation.
     
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    I'm leaning towards this a little bit, because about 8 months ago I was that guy dating the bitch (crazy bitch who punched me in the face when I dumped her) and no one gave me an FYI. Everyone wanted to be all nice and not let me know. I'd have appreciate the heads up. Yeah, I think that the fact she's touching his penis is clouding his judgement.

    Noland, let's remember that we're going to be sitting at a table for 4-7 people every Wednesday. Can't just ignore the fact she's there.
    Mya, no its NOT shyness. He has a history of dating these prissy, girly girls. He doesn't do shy. He's a tatted up, lead singer in a band, who works at an ad agency. This girl reacts to everyone trying to talk to her with this air of "Why are you talking to me? Ugh, please just stop." Let's just pretend that I have an idea of what I'm talking about and she is in fact a certified bitch and doing a bad job of hiding it.

    Anyway, if my suggestion gets picked up we can talk about it there, let's get to something entertaining. I was out Parkered last night.

    Lady friend named Andrea had a housewarming party that became a pre-gaming party. She has a 29 year old Panamanian neighbor that is a stock broker who really wants to fuck her, she's shot him down a few times. She just wants to be friendly, keep it platonic, have a lot of people to hangout with and be neighborly. So its me, him, his friend Kate (who obviously really likes him), Andrea, and my friend from out of town Katie. I knew something was wrong after the handshake. He wasn't a muscular or built guy, but he definitely gave me one of those slightly stronger than firm alpha male squeezes. We all go out to this bar and he just starts slapping me in the face with his dick. "Oh let me get this round because I know the bartenders, I get a discount. Just put it on my card, just put it on my tab." I just met this guy, and he won't take my money. Gives us a 10 minute story about how he hates talking about trading, because it all becomes a pissing match with other traders, and they think they're better than people because they have money. Cue bragging about how he shorted Facebook and Groupon stock, made a ton of money and how his bosses praised him.

    We end up going to this other bar, that's a speakeasy, sit down on these nice couches, he just rolls his cock out on the table and shines a spotlight on it. "I never let any girl I know ever pay for anything. I actually get upset when they reach for their wallet. It upsets me. I have to pay for everything. There is just no reason for them to pay for anything." "Whoa, you're talking about dates right? You eventually let them start paying for stuff once the relationship is established right?" "No, no, no, this even applies to my female friends. There's just no reason for them to play at all." Toss in all the "Oh I know the bartenders here, I know this guy, I know that guy, *slaps Parker in face with penis* I can get in here, I usually don't have to make reservations..." I had to keep drinking water so I didn't call this guy out, it was the most ridiculous shit I've ever heard in person. If he was white, drove a BMW, and a lawyer, I'd swear I was talking to 'Sack.
     
  13. Nom Chompsky

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    Wait, so in order to get a few free drinks, you had to endure being slapped in the face with a penis?

    That sounds like my weekends, alright.
     
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    Don't listen to the haters. I, for one, strongly agree with your decision to go for the big-screen and Bimmer instead of procreating.
     
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    If I'm shaking a dude's hand, I let up just before crushing that thing. I don't care who it is, where, I grab that sucker. The old guys appreciate the hell out of it because they think it means something, and the younger guys know not to try any shit. The thing is, douchebags do this and then reinforce it by being douchebags. Just don't be a douchebag.

    Douchebag.

    I thought this was common procedure in male social and business settings. This usually happens before ripping open my shirt to compare chest hair, then laugh heartily at their inferiority, "just like a little girl. Where is your husband little girl."

    Have I been doing it wrong all this time? Pussies.
     
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    FUCK. NO.

    The firm handshake between men has seemed to go bye-bye lately. It has been replaced by limp-wristed palm fluid exchanges, I don't know what happened. Crush that shit, fag. Crush it like fucking Robocop. You're also right about the older set: they DO appreciate it, even if they've developed Mr. Glass disease and you shatter their carpals.

    Now, of course this is man-on-man only. Shaking a woman's hand firmly is malevolant, not to mention off-coloured and abusive. Unless it was with one of the Williams tennis sisters, of course. That would probably be closer to shaking hands with Mr. T. than anything else.
     
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    With all the Charlie Sheen quotes that went around, I was amazed that the best one was severely overlooked:

    Vatican Warlock Assassins.

    I mean... there may actually be such a thing.
     
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    "Looks like a giraffe running on ice"- English sportscaster on Tom Brady's touchdown run.
     
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    Its probably because you're black.
     
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    Or maybe she just doesn't like guys who talk about their penis.
     
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