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Shut that bitch up!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by scotchcrotch, May 18, 2011.

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  1. Frank

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    Oh yeah, well I bet I know people who are way worse about one upping others than you do, so I win. Bitch.
     
  2. Celos

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    I'll side with Ricky on this:

     
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    Kids in public is what pisses me off the most. At my college graduation there was a little kid there crying throughout a couple of speeches and the fucking parent just sat there with it. Another time I was out golfing. I was on the last hole and hitting back towards the club house. Since I suck at golf I landed it about a foot from the road. I hit first and we were all still back at the tee and a kid ran up and took my ball. I never found them to get it back. Why were kids even on the golf course? I'm not gonna be responsible for hitting one when I'm drunk and driving around in a cart. All kids need leashes and possibly muzzles.

    A couple of posters mentioned not bagging groceries. It happens here too and it's almost always the natives[it's true, so I'll say it]. I have no problem telling them to bag their own damn groceries. The only thing I ever get back is a dirty stare or a "fuck off" or something. They can't say much since they know they're lazy bastards. Not only are they holding me up but I'm sure it stresses out a cashier.

    I'll also call out anyone that cuts in front of me, that's schoolyard bullshit.
     
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    Airport/airplane

    - People who stand still on the moving walkways in airports. If you're that lazy just get a fucking cart ride to your gate. Even if you're standing in the "stand" lane your gigantic suitcase and enormous ass are blocking the "walk" side. Get the FUCK out of the way.

    - People who move your bag from the overhead bin. Listen cock holster take your dick beaters off my bag. I don't give a fuck why you think your bag is more important as mine just know that it isn't. You may move it laterally in the bin to make room but do not take it out, put your bag in, and then try cramming my backpack into the bin. Also relocating my bag to another bin is unacceptable. I will berate you until the nice Southwest flight attendants demand that I stop. Not ask. Demand.

    Health

    - Public coughers/hackers. Everyone gets sick but not everyone needs to cough and hack without covering their mouth in public. If you're that sick stay the fuck home. I had some old cunt cough and hack on my neck the other day in the grocery store. I never wanted to punch a grandmother so much in my life. Immediately took a hot shower when I got home.
     
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    -Drivers who honk their horn at the guy in front the second the light turns green. Generally when this happens to me, all it does is ensure I'm not moving for a good 10 seconds.

    -Along the same line, and especially in New York City, the drivers that honk their horn at the guy waiting for pedestrians to cross the crosswalk before he goes. I guess he should mow down the pedestrians. After all, you are in a rush to get stuck in traffic on the major deegan.
     
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    ...and just BUY THE FUCKING FRUIT already. It's hard for me to get my shopping done when I have a goddamn Easter Island statue in front of performing a carbon 14 test on a nectarine. MOVE IT!!!! I just want my seedless grapes, Pappy!!!!
     
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    I didn't really have anything else to add to this thread until I drove home last night and almost hit a guy on a bike who believed traffic laws didn't apply to him.

    This fucker went right through a stop sign into a really busy and somewhat complicated intersection, causing me and two other cars to slam on their brakes to avoid turning him into a spandex-covered road waffle. Not a wave in gratitude from him--instead, he gave us all the finger as he continued on. Entitled shit...

    Listen, riding your bike is great and all, but stop at stop signs, give me some indication if you're turning, and stay to the side of the fucking road. You're on a bike, powered by one person, you're not moving fast and there's a dozen cars behind you who want to get by. "Screw you, Gary's gonna ride."

    Fuck you, Gary, I'm going to force you into a storm drain.
     
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    Can someone please explain to me why runners run in the street instead of on the sidewalk?? There is clearly a paved sidewalk along some of the buys roads I take to work, yet I see people running in the street. Why would you risk getting nicked by traffic if you don't have to?? Some days I want to hit these people just to teach them a lesson. Most days I just yell at them out my window, "SIIIIIDEWAAALK!" Seriously, this makes me so irrationally pissed off.


    Also, people that don't pick up their feet when they walk. Either get shoes that fit or stop being so damn lazy. I can't believe the number of adult women I work with who drag their heels. Drives me INSANE.
     
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    Oh man, totally forgot about this one. In Philadelphia, they've actually shut down one lane of two lanes on two streets (Pine and Spruce I think) so that bikers have their own lane. YET THEY STILL RIDE LIKE A BUNCH OF RETARDS!!!

    God I hate bikers. They ride on sidewalks, in the middle of the road, run red lights, and otherwise act like a bunch of asshats. Other than cabbies, they are my least favorite people on the road. I can smell their fuckin' patchouli stink from here as I write this.

    DIE DIE DIE!

    Not that I'm bitter or anything.
     
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    Fucking A', sometimes it sounds like people should take licensing exams to ride a bike. How do they not know the laws?
     
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    People that can't park between the lines of a parking spot piss me off to no end. The spaces are plenty wide, so there is no reason for you to be hugging the line. My car is an old POS so I have no problems handing out free door dings if I'm in a bad mood.
     
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    We had this discussion at work just the other day. Now I run either on trails, sidewalks, or treadmills because people can (and do) get hit by cars and the answer is because the sidewalks are often uneven and in really bad repair and because roads are easier on your legs then sidewalks (supposedly they are "bouncier" or some shit". Now you know.
     
  13. Luke 217

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    Whoever stated this is fucking retarded. If someone walked up to me and told me that concrete was less bouncy than pavement...... I'd laugh in their fucking face. Sure, its less bouncy if you're a land manatee.
    You know whats less bouncy and not as easy on your legs? My car fucking bumper.
    I live on a single lane street where if another car is coming from the opposite direction you have to find a parking spot to pull over to let them get through. This same street has sidewalks running up and down the motherfucker from end to end. And not a goshdamn day goes by where I see joggers on the street. And yes. The sidewalk is uneven in some places because of trees lifting up the concrete with their roots. So I've got a novel idea for all those joggers, since you know, they're trying to get some added exercise and all. Try lifting your legs a little higher when reaching an oncoming bump in the sidewalk. I know it can be done because I do it every time I go for a jog.
     
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    This just doesn't make sense to me. Sure, concrete is some pretty hard stuff but it's not like asphalt is marshmallow fluff. Furthermore, asphalt is layered on top of concrete, not springs. Cars weigh at least somewhere between 10 and 20 times more than a single person and I don't see the road deforming every time a vehicle drives over them. Sounds like an urban legend.
     
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    I know you can walk on the grass between the sidewalk and the street for a spongier surface, but that just means you're working harder against the softer surface. So, give and take. You can run on grass to help your knees out but you have to work a lot harder to do so.
     
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    Don't shoot the messenger guys, I am just passing on the knowledge that I recently have discovered by a street runner. I don't run on the streets, I may be an Idiot, but I'm not stupid
     
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    Asphalt doesn't usually have concrete under it. Most of the time it's class 5 gravel. Even so, it's not softer than concrete. Well, I guess technically it is softer than concrete, but that only makes a difference if you weigh 100,000 fucking pounds.

    Any runner who claims it makes a difference deserves to be hit by a car.
     
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    Not necessarily. Motorcycles have been known to fall over when their side stands are placed on asphalt on a hot day. So you don't need to weigh 100,000 pounds. You just need to weigh 400 pounds and have most of your weight being supported by a piece of metal over an area of about one square inch instead of through a pair of shoes with energy-absorbing foam.
     
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    In my state, the asphalt contains old tires. This might actually have an effect on how forgiving the road surface is, or it might be a placebo effect. Either way, it makes this thought more understandable, if still pretty damn foolish.
     
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