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Show Me Dem Tittays (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Angel_1756, Dec 3, 2015.

  1. Aetius

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    Are...are those real?
     
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    Natural 32DD. I ain't frontin' when I say they're the best on the planet.
     
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    Yes, it's Guess model Diora Baird. Eventually time and gravity will destroy what was once so bountiful.
     
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    Same thing with Kate Upton. I give her about 4 good years left.
     
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    Time makes corpses of us all. But only a loving God makes tits like that.
     
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    Proof that he hates the blind. How could you argue otherwise?
     
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    He must also hate people without hands. Even if you're blind, you could still touch them. And know you are grasping something divine.
     
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    Aw c'mon....Christine Hefner.

    Because...uh..sweet Jesus....how did she get her dad's creepy stare?

    Never mind. Some people should never be naked.

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    You can take away our hands, never our mouths. It's natural, embrace nature.
     
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    Baird's been in Playboy before. Hmmph. I wasn't aware that publication had taste. And what's with this one photo shit?

    Quoteth Seinfeld, "They're real and they're spectacular."

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    Look! Bush!

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    I know this may constitute "cheating", but somebody posted a photo of a porn star here years ago... Hayden Winters. Christ. First time I laid eyes on that I'm all like...

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    Crown, you can't just bring up someone like Hayden Winters (I just looked her up) and NOT post a picture.

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    EDIT: Just because I know someone is going to bitch about the last picture, here she is from a different position:

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    If you look closely, you can see that she could grow a magnificent bush, if she wanted.
     
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    Okay, but that photo doesn't do this thread much help. It was THIS dewdrop photo I was talking about:
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    I like the direction this thread has taken.

    Playboy isn't just about awesome big, tits, though. It also should feature beautiful photos and sexy posing. So, here's a little love for smaller boobs and great nipples. Riley Reid.
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    Playboy announces their final centerfold for February 2016: Kristy Garrett
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    If that's what Playboy was going for, I'd have thought Jenny McCarthy