So, you're at your bachelorette party doing Jell-O shots, wearing tiaras and having a good time. The maid of honor returns to the bar for another round of Jell-O shots. But <gasp!> they're all out! Your night is ruined. The bride, having made out with some rando in the bathroom queue begins to weep saying, "Somebody should just invent a Jell-O shot machine." Before Brittany-Hayden has a chance to add, "and I'm pregnant." The bartender hollers out, "Voila!" (or Viola, depending on where you are.): http://www.thatsnerdalicious.com/ap...y-a-keurig-for-jell-o-shots-video/#more-78884 I'm not sure why it needs WiFi, but whatevs. Focus: Discuss this thing. Alt Focus: Drunk inventions you have longed for or subsequently created.
The drunk invention I'd love is one that allows me to walk up to a hot girl, look her in the eye, and seductively say 'Let's.... Bump!'
This isn't the steamboat hot tub we deserve, but it is the steamboat hot tub we need. If you have 25k you're itching to blow: http://www.hottug.nl/buy_USA/index.html On a more practical front, the tampon flask is brilliant. Flask technology sucks for sneaking booze into over priced events. Ain't nobody f'n with someone's tampon. Plus, the priceless looks when you chug it. Focus: My friend was obsessed with Jager. He was about to blow $300 on the dispenser for his house. Then he had that one bad night on the stuff. Hasn't touched it since. This machine is the same situation. All it takes is chronic pukes from too many teeth rotting coconut whipped cream jello shots and you have yourself an expensive paperweight. But it is a really cool idea. Some bar will make a grand a night with this thing. Now a slushee machine? That is brilliant. It has more than one use. Frozen Jack and coke whenever I want? A gallon of Hemingway daiquiris? And they're under $100 bucks?
I suspect there are about a million cooler-related drunk inventions. You can get this one at Walmart. http://www.walmart.com/ip/40762357?...0577832&wl4=&wl5=pla&wl6=103258174352&veh=sem I always wanted to make a couch with three lifting cushions. First of all, it would have to be at least 6' between armrests so I could nap without hanging over either end. Right cushion could lift up to reveal snack storage, middle cushion is a mini-fridge with top door, and left cushion is a toilet.
What sort of insulation would this require? I feel like lying on top of a mini fridge might get cold, or too warm since it requires electricity. Also, would you be able to smell the toilet? Other than these potential issues, I think this would be a great idea.
It would vent the heat out the back at the bottom, using the WhisperingWindTM technology. This would also have a recirculate option in the winter, to flow in the tubes beneath the back cushions. When you lift the toilet cushion, an EasyCleanTM vinyl splash pad folds out, and the lid has flushable wipes stored in there for spatter cleanup. If you live alone, you probably don't care about dropping a deuce in there anyway, but the cushion lid has an O-ring lip to seal away odors when you put it back down. Of course, plumbing it for a flush or simply using the standard Port-O-SuckTM camp-style potty is up to you.
Diapers, bro. It's the lazy man's toilet. My dad and I made an automatic can crusher one rainy Saturday afternoon. It runs on a .25 hp electric motor and has a reciprocating piston that crushes the cans. The chute holds 12 at a time and it will crush 84 cans per minute if you can keep up to it. It's a pretty big hit when I have people over, and everyone gets completely shitfaced from drinking fast so they can fill the crusher and see it work again.
I wouldn't be able to use the toilet - too much of a mental block. But I would use that space as a trash and recycling receptacle. Confession: I'm not into jello shots. The main reason being that I'm not a big fan of jello. I would however like to see more boozy desserts at local restaurants and bakeries. I mean dripping with booze, not just barely enough to taste. I see recipes all the time on the internet, but my husband doesn't eat dessert and my kid wouldn't be able to eat it, so I need it to be someplace where I can get a single portion and die happy.
Oh, I probably should've clarified. It's not designed for women. But, I could probably come up with something that would work in the kitchen, too.
Dang. Too late. A few years ago, when "they" started showing off OLED technology, and how they could make images on thin screens that you could roll up, I thought it would be pretty cool if the military used that on aircraft. Like, the whole underside of the plane would be made of OLED film, and there would be a couple cameras on the top of the aircraft. The cameras would capture the image above and display it on the underside of the plane. So, to anybody on the ground looking up, the plane would be almost invisible. With this idea, it doesn't look like that's very far off: http://www.digitaltrends.com/photography/samsung-safety-truck/