I got this off reddit. If you can't be bothered reading it; a guy goes out for coffee with a girl, who then invites him back to her place. He needs to poop but goes to her house anyway, and they eat dinner. After dinner he needs to take a shit really badly. In addition he needs to take a piss (because he didn't bring his "pee bottle"). He gets a hard on and can't shit and piss at the same time and ends up shitting and pissing in the bath tub. Read the story, he has included pictures that are reminiscent of Gris' and he goes into quite a bit of detail. Focus: What is your most embarrassing shit/piss story? I guess I may as well start off with a my own, which thankfully only involves pissing. I was at a friend's 21st birthday party, it was at his house and we were all drinking outside. I had already broken the seal, but at some point I realised that I really needed to take a piss. I go inside, and since it is at his house there is a pretty long line. After waiting for a while, the urge takes over and I am not going to be able to hold it in. So I duck into the laundry with the intention of pissing in the sink. I fumble with my jeans, but as I am doing so, I can't hold it in any longer, I piss halfway done my pants before I get it out and release a tidal wave of piss into the sink. I ended up with a massive stain done my leg, but luckily no one else noticed. Also, I have woken up from a drunken stupor, walked about two metres and pissed on my wall. I have also wet my bed while drunk.