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Shitty Old Movies

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by gamecocks, Aug 19, 2014.

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  1. Puffman

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    for the racers.
     
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    fucking waterworld, that's what.
     
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    speaking of dennis hopper, super mario brothers: the movie.



    i honestly dont know what the fuck he or bob haskins were thinking, this movie is huge pile of garbage. but its awesome and i watch way more than id like to admit.
     
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    y'all's google-fu must be really great to find trailers for all these obscure movies. i've had a hell of a time and finally just gave up.

    my dennis hopper obscure contribution: my science project. in fact, i think that was the first thing i ever saw him in.

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    #84 Currer Bell, Aug 21, 2014
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    highlander (1986) was passable if nonsensical.
    the sequels got steadily worse.
     
    #85 Stealth, Aug 22, 2014
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    i'm ashamed of myself for not mentioning this one earlier.
     

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    that one's assuredly a cult flick on this board.
     
    #87 Crown Royal, Aug 22, 2014
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    agreed. i just stumbled on it last night on one of the hundreds of hbo channels and wondered at it's cheesy awesomeness. (yup, watched every second of it too.)
     
    #88 Now Slappy, Aug 22, 2014
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    nobody does camp like carpenter and raimi.
     
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    *sigh*

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    shop smart, shop s-mart.
     
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    too soon?
     
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    you know what? fuck you, man. i dig that movie. it's too sentimental, too saccharine, but i love it. it's touching, and played with real genuineness. plus, it is pretty. most of the sets are taken from old master paintings.

    i'm tearing up a little. sit on it, chief.
     
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    "shitty movie" indeed. that film made a couple friends of mine misty-eyed. i wouldn't wipe my ass with that it, i truly hated it. some people like it, i did not.
     
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    i am honestly disappointed this beautiful gem hasn't been brought up yet. those ferrets were fucking bosses.



    also there was a wonderful time where america was obsessed with ninja warriors. i remember seeing this in peru dubbed. i really want to watch the original now.
     
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    i had forgotten that arnie was in this one.
     
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    do all the christopher reeves super man movies count?
     
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    iii and iv are as shitty as it gets. unless you like a hammy villain with a hall & oates mullet.
     
    #98 Crown Royal, Aug 24, 2014
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    "uh, mr. the plague..."
     
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    i watched delta force over the weekend. truly a triumph of the art of filmmaking.

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    yeah!

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    fuck yeah!
     
    #100 katokoch, Aug 25, 2014
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