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Shitty Old Movies

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by gamecocks, Aug 19, 2014.

  1. Currer Bell

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    Re: 8/15/14 WDT NSFW

    dude, i saw stroker ace in the theater. and six pack.
     
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    my dvd player is apparently busted, thus problems watching gator. a girl i've been seeing immediately exited to acquire a new player. either got a good one, or a rich one here.
     
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    Re: 8/15/14 WDT NSFW

    +1 on hooper, stoker ace and you beat me to six pack. i saw that along with tank as a double feature at the drive in as a kid.

    don't forget every which way but loose or american ninja
     
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    aren't they like, $20 now?

    i saw hooper in the theater.
     
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    or, you know, like built into every computer. laptop snuggle time = sexy time.

    like, at the rose? shakespeare's players acting it out? #old
     
  6. Currer Bell

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    i just looked up gator. it has lauren hutton in it. that reminds me of a couple of other shitty movies that i adored when i was a kid, starring george hamilton.

    zorro the gay blade (with lauren hutton)


    love at first bite


    oh, and speaking of dancing vampires and lauren hutton:
     
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    no one appreciates the theater anymore.

    (not so) fun fact: i was always an excellent speller. for some reason i remember that i incorrectly spelled theater by ending it with -re on a sixth grade test. and i specifically remember debating the correct spelling and going back and forth in my head during the test about the proper spelling.

    love at first bite! excellent choice currer.
     
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    i would like to branch off of this by saying hulk hogan played a major part in the "tough guy takes care of children" genre.

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    also, if we are talking bad movies from the past
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    joe pesci tries to get kids addicted to drugs until michael jackson saves them.
     
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    andrew dice clay and terri hatcher in the greatest romance movie of all time



    "we are not ninjas!"

    the most inappropriate trailer in the world - but hudson hawk is one of my favourite movies of all time. it was the simultaneous birth and death of bruce willis as a screen writer after it flopped so badly that he never wrote another movie. but the marketing for it was so fucking wrong - the trailer is a clear example of that. and when it came out - people only knew willis from die hard, they were completely unprepared for a surrealist comedy with cartoon physics and comedic show tunes.



    a better clip from hudson hawk

     
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    time to bring this hammer down. from the grave of the 80's rental boom is deadly prey, the most action-packed action movie like, ever. this movie had to go viral, it had a cult following in the 80's because of how marvelously it shit the bed. words can't describe it so just behold, fuckers:



     
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    i can't believe you people went through every burt reynolds movie from the 70's, but no mention of deliverance.
    yes, this was my first choice for the clip. ned beatty in his undies does nothing for me.

     
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    because it's a shitty movie thread. tough to find a way to classify a classic as a shitty movie, when it was nominated for three academy awards, including best picture.
     
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    plus burt reynolds got screwed not winning best actor for his role.
     
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    i'm not ashamed to admit if i have to choose between this movie and shawshank redemption on a lazy sunday on my couch, airbore wins every time.
     
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    iron eagle.

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    iron eagle was the greatest top gun rip-off that wasn't gay porn.



    hard ticket to hawaii



    lady terminator
     
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    anyone seen this gem?
     
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    shit, i totally forgot about iron eagle or it's three exponentially worse sequels
     
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    remember when superhero movies sucked?

    don't fuck with him, he's got purple tights.


    for bonus points, while not available in canada the full movie is apparently on youtube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-a0dubcmuk
     
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    nope.
     
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